Crossballs: The Debate Show (2004)

Chris Tallman: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Host : Shooting strangers with paintball guns in illegal!

  Various Characters : No, it's not. It's not illegal if I spill coffee on someone's shirt, so why is it illegal if they get a little paint on it?

• [talking about file sharing] 

  Host : Do you consider yourself a music pirate?

  Anti-RIAA Activist : Naw, man. I think pirates are gay.