- Various Characters: [talking about video game addiction] In the real world, or "meatspace" as I like to call it, I was never getting laid and when I did get laid, it was ugly people.
- Host: Shooting strangers with paintball guns in illegal!
- Various Characters: No, it's not. It's not illegal if I spill coffee on someone's shirt, so why is it illegal if they get a little paint on it?
- [talking about file sharing]
- Host: Do you consider yourself a music pirate?
- Anti-RIAA Activist: Naw, man. I think pirates are gay.