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5/10
Minimal entertainment value, but the jokey atmosphere works
Leofwine_draca4 December 2016
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Another shoestring production from the prolific Seduction Cinema; this time around the popular Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? game show format is spoofed, but instead of money the contestants get to watch a beautiful model (played by the silicon-enhanced Vivica Taylor) remove her clothing layer by layer. The format is simplistic and soon wears thin, but the makers of this film realise this and quickly dispose of the rules in favour of more unbridled lesbian antics, which is of course what Seduction Cinema is really all about. Of the film, about 70% consists of naked women frolicking together, with the rest consisting of the mock-game show formula.

My biggest complaint is the lack of the o -screen quiz box, which was added on to the film's trailer but doesn't turn up in the movie itself. It was a nice little touch that I would have liked to see, but I digress. The atmosphere is one of spoofery and low-budget madness, with lots of tongue-in-cheek humour. To pad out the running time, there are a few jokey adverts inserted into the action, but the humour in these is so dumb and lowbrow that it makes Troma films looks good by comparison. The acting is also generally poor but one comes to expect this of such a genre; instead, all of the actresses are highly attractive and appealing on the eye (despite such silicon enhancements) and the various sex scenes are delicately handled and sometimes erotic, without being explicit.

The questions are dumb on purpose ("What is your favourite colour?" "How many sides does a triangle have?") which gives the movie a surreal edge, and the inclusion of some hated male contestants (out of place in a girl-on-girl world) leads to some amusing incidents, especially with the angry outbursts from Gary Wilson. Not a great movie, but it does succeed in offering what the title promises, and the jokey atmosphere helps to keep a minimal entertainment value throughout.
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3/10
Very bad, but doesn't try to be anything more. Nice sim sex
redrum9115 April 2006
A silly spoof of the short-lived prime-time game show, where the "prizes" tend to be hot babes stripping and lesbian sex. Zero production values - looks to be shot in a public access cable studio. No story - just lame jokes and hotties. That's not all bad, though, as I prefer less story and more sex from this company (Seduction). The babes are few but sexy - Bambi has several full-frontal scenes. And I actually find Julian Wells, a tall, slender blonde, sexy (in the "school-teacher" kind of way), very game and cute in her attempts at being the clever game-show host.

Get it if you find it less than 6 bucks - you can FF thru it in 20 minutes and be "satisfied".
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Hot lesbian billionaire action
Dr. Gore5 May 2005
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*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*

"Who wants to be an Erotic Billionaire?" must be the cheapest movie ever made. If this cost more than $500 to make, I would be shocked. You would think a game show that promises to give away a billion dollars a show would be able to afford a decent looking set. They basically shot the entire movie in one cruddy looking room. Most of the dialogue scenes consist of a single person talking into the camera. It looks like everyone filmed their scenes separately, (probably in a one day marathon session), and then the movie was glued together. It is a shamelessly cheap flick.

But of course, we all know what's truly important here. Julian Wells asks at the beginning of the movie, "Who DOESN'T want to be an erotic billionaire?". My thoughts exactly. So we get two women and two guys vying for a chance at a billion dollars and sex with the lovely Bambi. The girls are lobbed the soft questions, "What's your favorite color?" and the guys are thrown the hard curveballs, "Who was the Secretary of Agriculture for Nixon's second term?" The men are treated with the disdain and disgust they deserve for having the audacity to show up in a lesbian sex flick.

Speaking of lesbian sex, three cheers for Bambi! That is how it is done. She knew what she was doing and she did it very well. Bambi was a great prize to give away. All the girls were winners and got to partake in their reward right there on the studio floor. After watching it all, I truly felt that I was the real winner here.

Basically, you've got four sex scenes. Bambi is in three of them and Wells is in two. The last sex scene starts off as a big Bambi gang bang and then segues into a pile on Julian party. All of the sex scenes are pretty good. The rest of the movie consists of Wells asking the contestants asinine questions. The girls get shown some mercy and the guys get the shaft. It's just as well. I didn't want to see the guys become erotic billionaires anyway.
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