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Phony baloney loop carrier from Ray Dennis Steckler
lor_14 May 2015
Recycling a ton of MOS stag footage, bottom-feeding pornographer Ray Dennis Steckler somehow managed to both bamboozle and please the fans (even down to today and a high IMDb rating) with FRENCH FANTASIES. Truth in advertising and Porn are incompatible, as proved here.

Beyond the ridiculously phony French credits, what we get are 8 porn loops featuring some hot sex. Narrator is a femme with a sexy French accent, ripping off the soft-core formula of Nick Millard/Phillips several years earlier.

Opening is set in Nice supposedly with 16-year-old Colette giving a blow-job with P.O.V. camera-work. To anyone addicted to the various Something Weird Video anthologies, this is immediately recognizable as one of those Peepland USA or Starlight loops sold as mail-order items several years before, and Ray has cleverly strung them together misleadingly to constitute a feature film.

Other highlights include: Yvette & Lisa, a lesbian couple (straight from Peepland) plus another pair of lesbos in Paris. These highly erotic stags feature gynecological close-ups and some attractive women, but the overall fraud is dispiriting.
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