Shadow Warrior (1997 Video Game)
John William Galt: Lo Wang
Quotes
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Lo Wang : [to naked lady] Do you want to wash Wang or do you want to watch Wang wash Wang?
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Lo Wang : A ninja knows no fear.
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Lo Wang : [after using Ripper Heart] Two wangs are better than one.
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Lo Wang : I like nuclear weapons.
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Lo Wang : BANZAII!
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Lo Wang : Holy pieces of cow!
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Lo Wang : It is natural to die!
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Lo Wang : Sayonara, scumbag.
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Lo Wang : Welcome to real life, Mr. Chan.
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Lo Wang : [after collecting a second Uzi sub machine gun] Be proud, Mr.Woo.
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Lo Wang : Hello, is your refrigerator running? Better catch it!
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Lo Wang : [to naked lady] Whoops, Lo Wang drop soap, you bend over get it, hahaha
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Lo Wang : [to naked lady] Lo Wang soap you good.
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Lo Wang : Burn baby burn, flames are gettin' higher!
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Lo Wang : You are so stupid! You cannot find ass with both hands!
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Lo Wang : You move like a pregnant yak.
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Lo Wang : Oh, better zip fly.
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Lo Wang : Eeyuuh, stink like dead baboon in here.
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Lo Wang : Cowabunga!
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Lo Wang : I like big weapons.
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Lo Wang : Lo Wang rather kick ass then solve stupid puzzle.
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Lo Wang : The entire rap is ri-gaw-damn ridiculous
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Lo Wang : [after looking at something broken] Ooh, must be American made!
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Lo Wang : [to naked lady defecating on a toilet] Hey baby! Pull my finger! Hahaha!
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Lo Wang : [to naked lady defecating on a toilet] Hoooo! What you eat anyway, baby?
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Lo Wang : You looka lika Stupid!
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Lo Wang : Ha ha, You no mess with Lo Wang!
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Lo Wang : Whoa! After all that work, Lo Wang feel like a song! HA HAA!
[Lo Wang rap]
Lo Wang : Whoooowantah some Wang? Hey you! Yes you! I am the Shadow Warrior! Lets fight. What you waiting for huh? I am everybody's worst nightmare. Now, let's fight!
[battle]
Lo Wang : You're not too smart. You're blocking with your head again! Pain is for the weak! What are you waiting for huh?
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Lo Wang : Pain is for the weak!
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Lo Wang : [When you select Easy skill] You are tiny grasshopper!
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Lo Wang : I musta seek out Master Leep's advice!
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Lo Wang : [looks at master leep impaled] Master Leep! What have they done?
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Lo Wang : [after walking on his own caltrops] Who put these here? Ow!
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Lo Wang : [after putting sticky bomb on enemy] Look! You have a new friend!
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Lo Wang : [after putting sticky bomb on enemy] Ho ho! Sticky bomb liking you!
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Lo Wang : Howsa that for kung fu fighting you chickena shit?
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Lo Wang : [Loading up a torpedo] Tora! Tora! Tora!
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Lo Wang : You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear.
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Lo Wang : [after slicing a guy up with his sword] Oh look, you're coming apart!
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Lo Wang : [Seeing Lara Croft in shackles] Ha ha, She's raided Her last tomb!
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Lo Wang : [Facing the giant Sumo] Uh oh, You look like You need ass kicked!
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Lo Wang : [after completing the shareware version] Hey, You order game now, so Lo Wang kick more ass!
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Lo Wang : [Facing the Serpent God at the end of the rising son level] You not slither away second time!
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Lo Wang : [after slicing a guy up with his sword] You have a split personality.
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Lo Wang : [to old lady] Lady someone beat you with ugly stick!
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Lo Wang : [to naked lady] Are those real tits?
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Lo Wang : Oh damn, I'm running into walls now!
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Lo Wang : Lo Wang come for you, little snake coward!
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Lo Wang : You have no honor!
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Lo Wang : [to the Showroom Lady at the Automaul] See my stick shift? In fast gear, hahaha!
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Lo Wang : Hmm, something flooding or dinosaur taking piss.
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Lo Wang : Must be here rat, because I trapped like one
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Lo Wang : [Watching a closeup of a Bikini Model on a big screen TV] I am sitting here, getting stiff!
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Lo Wang : Oh you little tiny tick.
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Lo Wang : [to the Sailor Moon Girl on the ship] Hey peaches, how bout you moon me? Hahaha
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Lo Wang : I am a man with a tool, make a special acupuncture for you.
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Lo Wang : [after using medikit] Aah... better than acupuncture!
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Lo Wang : [to the showroom lady at the automaul] You got something with a big backseat, two people horizontal?
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Lo Wang : [after firing a nuclear missile] Just like Hiroshima!
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Lo Wang : Have fun little wabbit! Ha ha!
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Lo Wang : I like sword - that's a personal weapon.
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Serpent God : Luck is with you Lo Wang. We will meet again.
[vanishes]
Lo Wang : Hey! Come back here and finish fight! Ug-a-ree scared snake shit-face...!
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Lo Wang : You are weak as a baby fart. Go, and live in fear.
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Lo Wang : This guy scared of little Snake? Hahaha!
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Lo Wang : Snatch pebble from hand!
