- Lo Wang: Whoa! After all that work, Lo Wang feel like a song! HA HAA!
- [Lo Wang rap]
- Lo Wang: Whoooowantah some Wang? Hey you! Yes you! I am the Shadow Warrior! Lets fight. What you waiting for huh? I am everybody's worst nightmare. Now, let's fight!
- [battle]
- Lo Wang: You're not too smart. You're blocking with your head again! Pain is for the weak! What are you waiting for huh?
- Master Leep: Avenge my death!
- Lo Wang: [after completing the shareware version] Hey, You order game now, so Lo Wang kick more ass!
- Lo Wang: [Facing the Serpent God at the end of the rising son level] You not slither away second time!
- Horny Old Lady: Why does Thinking about sex make me wanna crap?