Sat, Sep 16, 2000
Zed hires a new alien field agent, infuriating Elle who's been bucking for a promotion to the field for months. She proposes a replacement for herself in the lab; Dr. Zeeltor, a wacky eccentric genius, whom Zed knows by reputation. Zed agrees to give it a try and promotes Elle, but she's mortified to discover her new partner is Agent X. Meanwhile, Jay is having minor aches and pains, thinking nothing of it not realizing he's got a life threatening neuro-spinal disorder resulting from exposure to a thistly alien called a Bovus. He refuses to let the new Dr. Zeeltor examine him. Things come to a head after X puts Elle's life at risk and Zeeltor operates on Jay without his permission. They both go rant and rave to Zed, insisting he fire his two new MiBs. But it's not to be. Zeeltor and X are now part of the team for good.
Sat, Sep 23, 2000
Kay and Jay go on a Worm-rescue mission to the distant, Roman-esque planet of Empiria. The WORMS have been abducted from the MiB coffee room in the mistaken belief that they are the legendary warriors, the WORPS...and now have to fight in the Coliseum for the entertainment of the hard-to-please emperor. The rescue doesn't go all that smoothly; Kay gets swallowed by an arena beast and Jay is forced to face off with the Worms in a battle to the death. And just when things couldn't get any hairier, the actual Worps show up, angry about the Worms stealing their thunder and calling for their blood!
Sat, Sep 30, 2000
After a coup attempt fails on the distant planet of Naar, its Emperor fears that rebels will try to kidnap his son Raax, who's on Earth disguised as a high school student. He asks MiB for help. With a special weapon pen and a backpack provided by Zeeltor, Jay goes undercover. Alas, he runs afoul of the Principal, incurs the wrath of two Jocks, (who may be the kidnappers in disguise) and with the unwanted "help" of the Worms who end up blowing his cover. Kay eventually shows up to bust Jay's chops as a substitute teacher. Things come to a head when a Worm prank backfires and the Jocks come after Jay, holding him to blame and reveal themselves to be Naarians. But it turns out, they ain't the rebels. The sinister rebels are actually the perky Amber and the Cheerleaders, who snatch Raax and attempt a rendezvous with their spaceship. But Jay foils their plan and rescues Raax, by using Zeeltor's pen gizmo and a lesson on "reflection" he learned from "teacher" Kay.
Sat, Oct 7, 2000
KAY and ZED of a case from the early days of MIB. Former MIB chief ALPHA was in charge of the investigation, but encrypted the data files. At JAY's suggestion the MIBs visit Alpha in the maximum security detention block, where he's in a pod, being kept alive by machinery. Jay sneaks back into the secured area to see Alpha again. As Alpha challenges Jay to a chess game, Jay coaxes out info, but who's finessing whom in this highly charged cat and mouse game? Jay smugly passes off Alpha's info as his own research, based on his keen "instincts" informing the MiBs that Vengiss is a scout for the Ixion Federation, who plan on invading Earth. As the MIBs race off to intercept Vengiss, they learn that Alpha has escaped, with the aid of a toy-like electronic chess game that Jay had given him. The MIBs get the drop on Alpha and Vengiss in Alaska, where the two villains are making good on a deal forged 30 years ago. Vengiss is captured in the ensuing battle, but Alpha manages to escape, and contacts Jay, congratulating Jay on foiling his scheme but implies that the game has only just begun.
Sat, Oct 21, 2000
The pursuit of an illegal alien time jumper leads Kay and Jay to Jeebs' shop where the Worm Guys happen to be in mid-transaction. When Kay and Jay try to arrest the perp, a battle ensues, during which the Worm Guys are accidentally slimed with a mysterious substance. The alien perp then uses his Quarthanite Time Jumper to open a time portal to escape. Jay overzealously pursues and finds himself inadvertently sucked into the portal as well, winding up in a disturbing future where Worm Guys rule the Earth. Kay eventually follows Jay into the future, hooking up with an underground human resistance group to help free his partner. The agents then travel back in time to just before the Worm Guys were slimed, stopping the future world gone Worm before it ever starts.
Sat, Apr 14, 2001
The FMECKS, seeking a new home, have stolen a micro-planet, Thahzia, but KAY takes it back from them in a struggle that leaves JAY temporarily turned to stone! While Zeeltor tries to cure Jay, Kay is shrunk down and sent into the SMALL ORB containing the planet to help calm the locals and provide temporary climatic relief. But when the Fmecks return to MiB for the orb, it gets loose and ends up being used by the oblivious Worms in a sandlot baseball game. Jay takes a turn at bat and knocks the orb (not knowing what it is) into the city. When Jay finds out the horrible truth, he goes on a wild chase, Fmecks pursuing him, in a desperate effort to retrieve the orb before the planet inside, and Kay, are char-broiled. In the confusion, Frank finds the orb, sells it to Jeebs, who tries to re-sell it to the Fmecks, who steal it...and...and...well, anyhow, Jay ultimately has a showdown with the Fmecks and rescues the planet and Kay just in time.
Sat, Apr 21, 2001
After Jay accidentally eats an alien hot sauce at an MiB reception for the formerly war-like, now supposedly peace-loving Hoon'Taak Federation he develops human torch-like fire powers. At first Jay is appalled and embarrassed by his combustible condition, but after he uses his fire powers to save Kay's life and bust an alien smuggling ring, he becomes cocky about his new abilities. But then, Zeeltor discovers that by using his fire powers Jay's gradually destroying his internal organs any further use could prove fatal. Meanwhile, MiB discovers that HQ has been taken over by an organic "living computer" goo which had been smuggled into the reception by the Hoon'Taaks. Jay makes a heroic choice to use his fire powers in a last ditch effort to destroy the orbiting Hoon'Taak mothership, perhaps sacrificing himself in the attempt.
Sat, May 5, 2001
After Jay scores a less-than-stellar "67" out of 100 in Zeeltor's VBE (Virtual Battlefield Environment) he gets endlessly ribbed by fellow agents. Eager to redeem himself in the field Jay volunteers to guard a visiting Dignitary. Unfortunately, the assignment ends up in more humiliation for Jay; the Dignitary is just not comfortable being guarded by an agent who scored a mere 67. Jay sneaks back into the VBE late at night, but what he doesn't know is that, at Zed's request, Zeeltor has retooled the VBE. It now contains more dangerous nemeses and opponents. Worse, due to a glitch in the circuitry, they're now firing real ammo! Jay's stuck in a real life or death battlefield with no way out. Though neither Kay nor anyone else can physically enter the VBE to help Jay, Zeeltor is able to cybernetically inject himself into the "game". Inside the VBE, Zeeltor provides a skeptical Jay with tips and strategy. Zeeltor ultimately helps Jay emerge victorious, but his selfless act results in Zeeltor getting "vaporized." Jay laments Zeeltor's loss, not realizing till he exits the VBE that it was only a "virtual" Zeeltor. The real doc was never actually inside the game.