(1977)

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Sad Confessions
NoDakTatum10 October 2023
1977 was a productive year for porn auteur Anthony Spinelli. Not only did he direct the silly identity switch film "Expectations", he also helmed the hilariously titled "Oriental Babysitter," and this standard flick. Spinelli doesn't need any identity switching here, telling the story of Beth (Kristine Heller), a bored housewife who can't get sex from her moron husband Gary (John Leslie), and goes out looking for it. She picks up a biker (Peter Johns) in the film's only "action sequence", then seduces her husband's boss (Joey Silvera) in a kinda funny party scene. She answers an ad in the paper and humiliates Howard (Jack Wright), much to his wife's (Dory Devon) amusement, before letting herself be with the wife as well. Eventually, Beth turns to prostitution- all because goofy Gary won't satisfy her in bed?

Spinelli's direction is different from most porn only because he actually directs. The late 1970s decor seems more outlandish here, adding to the by-the-numbers screenplay, which is just a series of sexual encounters set against a very weak plot frame. The lead actress, Kristine Heller, a girl next door type, is so refreshingly different from other tarted up starlets who all eventually look alike. She died in 1989, if you believe internet rumors, and that is sad. It is unsettling to watch someone who has fallen victim to abuse, illness, or an early death perform such an intimate act as sex onscreen. The rest of the cast literally go through the motions, but I cannot get Heller out of my head. This is unerotic stuff. "Confessions," also known as "Confessions of a Woman," is standard, slightly worse than "Expectations," and no different than any other adult film. I don't confess to liking this film very much.
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8/10
vigorous action
christopher-underwood10 October 2013
Quite a surprise when this one came out of the box, courtesy of Vinegar Syndrome. Great picture quality that screams the 1970s. Both the exteriors and the costumes as well as the interior decoration, there's no mistaking when this movie was made.

Another surprise is the quality of the acting and the competency of the tale told, and of course the vigorous action. Anthony Spinelli has done a fine job here and I look forward to seeing more of his sleazy 42nd Street style action.

Difficult to find much more to write without simply giving away all the scenes but certainly a highly recommended film of its type.

Well done Vinegar Syndrome - keep up the good work!
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8/10
Nice slice of 70's domestic porn
Woodyanders21 March 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Bored affluent housewife Beth (a sturdy and spirited portrayal by fetching and slender brunette Kristine Heller) decides to venture into the racy world of anonymous sex and prostitution in order to put some spice back into her dull life. Director Anthony Spinelli astutely nails the heady hedonistic vibe of the 70's: The clothes, hair, music, and especially a swingin' party set piece all evoke the era quite well. Moreover, Spinelli adds a few amusing touches of ironic humor and maintains a nonjudgmental attitude about Beth's infidelity throughout. The sex scenes are quite steamy, sweaty, and explicit, with the fellatio lesson from a biker (hunky Peter Johns) and a scorching Sapphic session between Beth and a lusty lady (attractive Dory Devon) rating as the definite arousing highlights. The solid cast all do commendable work: Heller burns up the screen with her captivating sensuous presence, John Leslie registers strongly as Beth's nerdy workaholic husband Gary, Joey Silvera has a neat part as a smooth operator Beth gets picked up by at the party, Jack Wright almost steals the whole show with his fabulously freaky performance as whimpering submissive infantile creep Howard, and the stocky Sonny Lustig contributes a memorable turn as a skeevy dude who pays Beth to have sex with him in a seedy hotel room. The infectiously bouncy'n'groovy theme song and the funky-throbbing score both hit the get-down happening spot. The sumptuous cinematography provides a pleasing bright look. A hot little item.
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