Toy Story 2 (1999)

Jodi Benson: Tour Guide Barbie, Barbie on Backpack

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Quotes 

• Stinky Pete the Prospector : Idiots! Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting in some landfill!

  Woody : [staring at The Prospector in the eyes, then chucking his chin]  Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.

  [points to something off screen] 

  Woody : Right over there, guys!

  Stinky Pete the Prospector : No, no, noooooooo!

  [the scene changes to show a Barbie backpack come out of the baggage room with the Prospector sitting in the netting in front] 

  Amy : [offscreen]  Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.

  [Amy grabs her backpack and puts her Barbie doll in. The doll's head is facing to the left of the screen] 

  Barbie : Hi, you'll like Amy.

  [Turns her face to reveal a bunch of make up on her cheek; The Prospector gasps] 

  Barbie : She's an artist!

• Hamm : Excuse me, ladies, but could any of you tell us where we might the Al of Al's Toy Barn?

  Tour guide Barbie : I can help!

  [slides down the slide and into the toy car] 

  Tour guide Barbie : I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.

  Mr. Potato Head : I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...

  Hamm : [Hopping into the front seat of the car]  Then make way for the single fellas.

• Rex : [Rex is running to catch up with the toy car Barbie is driving]  Hey, wait up! Hey! come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboaaaaard!

  [he trips and falls face first into the backseat] 

  Tour guide Barbie : Remain seated, please. Permanecer sentados, por favor.

• [Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box] 

  Buzz Lightyear : Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.

  Buzz Lightyear : [Muffled from inside the box]  We're all toys, can you hear me?

  Buzz Lightyear #2 : Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!

  Buzz Lightyear : [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining]  Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.

  Tour guide Barbie : [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys]  And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.

  Hamm : Hey Buzz!

  Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys]  Halt! Who goes there?

  [the car stops] 

  Mr. Potato Head : Quit clowning around and get in the car.

  Rex : Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!

  Buzz Lightyear #2 : [Stops pointing his "laser"]  You do?

  Rex : C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.

  Buzz Lightyear : [From inside the Cardboard Box]  No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!

  Hamm : [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt]  Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?

  Buzz Lightyear #2 : Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.

  [the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out]