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Stinky Pete the Prospector: How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
Woody: [pets Bullseye the Horse, then suddenly decides to stay] Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?

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Barbie: And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.

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Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.

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Mrs. Potato Head: [to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.

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Jessie: You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.

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Woody: Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's...
Jessie: Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you.
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.

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Buzz Lightyear: I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. I *am* your father!
Buzz Lightyear: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Rex: I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?

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Emperor Zurg: So, we meet again Buzz Lightyear, for the last time!
Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!

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[Channel-surfing]
Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it.
Hamm: Too late, I'm already on the 40's, gotta go around the horn, it's faster.

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Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: [lamely] They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear: Yes, yes. Of course.

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[Woody's arm is torn]
Andy's Mom: I'm sorry, honey, but you know... toys don't last forever.

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Bo Peep: [amorously] You're cute when you care.
Woody: [embarrassed] Bo. Not in front of Buzz.

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Wheezy: What's the point of prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one stitch away from here...
[points to yard sale]
Wheezy: ...to there.

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Rex: What happened?
Mr. Potato Head: Woody's been "shelved".

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Bo Peep: This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz Lightyear: [cough] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

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Rex: [gasps] What're we gonna do, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear: Use your head!
[the toys use Rex as a battering ram in the next shot]
Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!

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Ham: Excuse me, ladies, but could any of you tell us where we might the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
Tour guide Barbie: I can help!
[slides down the slide and into the toy car]
Tour guide Barbie: I'm Tour Guide Barbie. Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photogtaphy. Thank you.
Mr. Potato Head: I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Ham: Then make way for the single fellas.

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Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye.

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[On "Woody's Roundup" TV show, Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her rescue]
Rabbit: [incoherent chatter]
Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit: Uh huh.
Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye.

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[right when the Prospector is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]
Jessie: Prospector?'!
Woody: You're outta your box!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.

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Woody: [yelling through the heat duct] Help! Buzz! Guys!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's too late, Woody! That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys.

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[Woody's arm is ripped by the Prospector]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's your choice, Woody. Either you can go to Japan together or in pieces. He fixed you once, he can fix you again. Now get in the box.

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Mr. Potato Head: Prepare to meet
[shouts]
Mr. Potato Head: Mr Angry Eyes! Argh argh!
[he accidentally sticks his extra pair of shoes on his face and runs into a wall]

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[Woody explains his newfound past to his old friends]
Woody: Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo. Buzz, I was a yo-yo.
Mr. Potato Head: [to Hamm] WAS?

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Woody: I was a yo-yo!
Mr. Potato Head: *Was* a yo-yo?

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Al McWiggin: To overnight, 6 packages to Japan is how much? What? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?'! Oh, you are deliberately takin' advantage of people in a hurry! You know that?'!

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Hamm: Where did you get the cool belt, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, these are standard issue.

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[Buzz is driving a pizza truck; Hamm is reading the owner's manual]
Ham: I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.

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[Potato Head has saved some alien toys]
Alien toys: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato Head: Will you just leave me alone?

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Mr. Potato Head: Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato Head: Not everybody.
Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
Slinky Dog: Mine...
[Slinky Dog's back half catches up with the group]

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[the toys are trying to enter an apartment building]
Mr. Potato Head: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hotdog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.

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Hamm: You heard of Kung Fu? Well prepare yourself for pork chop.

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[Buster the dog is barking and trying to leave Andy's room]
Slinky: Ah, this fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time?

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[to Jessie]
Buzz Lightyear: Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.

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Buzz Lightyear: Tell me I wasn't this deluded.
Buzz Lightyear #2: No back talk.

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Buzz Lightyear #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger. Or should I say "traitor."
Buzz Lightyear: I don't have time for this.

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Rex: How do you spell FBI?

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Slinky Dog: We've been down this aisle already.
Mr. Potato Head: We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink.
Slinky Dog: Face it, we're lost.

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Barbie: You'll love Amy, she's an artist.

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Buzz Lightyear: To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond.

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[Hamm's cork has popped out and there is change all over the sidewalk]
Hamm: All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in.

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Al McWiggin: So, uh, how long is this gonna take?
Geri the Cleaner: Ya can't rush art.

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Slinky Dog: How are we going to get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.

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Hamm: Turn into the spin, Barbie!

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[in "Woody's Roundup" Jessie is trying to extinguish a dynamite fuse]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: You're just fannin' the flames, Jessie. It takes brains to put out that fire.
[sits on the fuse, then jumps right back up]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Yeow! My biscuits are burning!

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Slinky Dog: Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!

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Jessie: You callin' me a liar?
Woody: Well, if the boot fits.
Jessie: Say that again.
Woody: [slowly] If the boot-tah fits.

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Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just got to believe in yourself!
Emperor Zurg: Prepare to die.
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[as Rex turns he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]
Emperor Zurg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it! I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down at the abyss] Father.

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Alien toys: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mrs. Potato Head: You saved their lives? My hero! They're so adorable. Let's adopt them!
Alien toys: [Gathering around Mr. Potato Head] Daddy!

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Buzz Lightyear #2: Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?
Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [gasps] You mean it's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Yes.
Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty.

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Stinky Pete the Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting on some landfill.
Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.

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Woody: You really ARE Stinky Pete, aren't you?
Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Fair?'! I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!

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Slinky Dog: [the toys are climbing up an elevator shaft. Some coins fall out of Hamm's stomach opening and hit Slinky in the face] Pork bellies are falling.

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Buzz Lightyear: [looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?

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Barbie: Remain seated please.
[repeats in Spanish]

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Rex: Guys, we can't park here. It's a white zone.

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Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz Lightyear: To do what? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.

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Woody: Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.

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Rex: It's the chicken man!
Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy!
Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.

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Slinky Dog: Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
Blue Rock'em Sock'em Robot: Why, no. I haven't.
Red Rock'em Sock'em Robot: Hey! He was talkin' to me!
Blue Rock'em Sock'em Robot: No! He was talkin' to me!
Red Rock'em Sock'em Robot: Why, you! I'll...!
[they both fight until the red robot's head pops up]

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Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?

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Woody: [Woody's arm finally rips completely off] Aaaahhh! It's gone! I can't believe it! My arm is completely gone!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired! You should consider yourself lucky.
Woody: Lucky?'! Are you shrink-wrapped?'! I am missing my ARM!
Jessie: Big deal!
[shoots a plunger onto a cardboard display of Woody]
Jessie: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.

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[In the beginning of the movie, Rex just lost a Buzz Lightyear vs. Emperor Zurg game, right when nearly winning]
Rex: No, no. No, no, no, no. I'm never gonna defeat Zurg.
Buzz Lightyear: Sure you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
Rex: But look at my little arms. I can't press the fire button, and jump at the same time.
[gestures those buttons]

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[Woody goes to the yard sale]
Mr. Potato Head: Where is he going! He's nuts!
Slinky Dog: His arm ain't that bad.
Rex: Don't do it Woody! We love you!

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Woody: Hey, w-wait, What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: That's it.
Woody: What?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: The show was cancelled after that.
Woody: Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
Woody: I know how that feels.

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Hamm: All right, let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped. Exhibit B, a composide sketch of the kidnapper.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Al with a long beard]
Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Etch, give him a shave.
[Etch-A-Sketch redraws Al without a beard]
Slinky Dog: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.

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Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.
Mr. Potato Head: What?
Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Nineteen?
Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Rex, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Slinky Dog: No.
Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we're not going to rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!

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Buzz Lightyear: Buzz, are you coming?
Buzz Lightyear #2: No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.
[Buzz throws the ball back to Zurg; it hits him on the head]
Emperor Zurg: Good throw, son. That's my boy! Go long, Buzzy!
[throws Buzz another ball]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
Buzz Lightyear: Farewell!

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Buzz Lightyear #2: [thinks the approaching elevator is walls closing in] Quick! Help me prop up Vegetable Man, or we're done for!

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Andy: You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark, or death by monkeys?

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Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually want to go.
Mr. Potato Head: What? Are you crazy?
Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my - round-up gang.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, what are you talking about?
Woody: What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up"! Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star.
[turns on T.V. and "Woody's Round-Up" video starts playing]
Woody: See, look, that's me!
Hamm: This is weirdin' me out.

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Alien toys: Ooooh! Strangers! From the outside!
Buzz Lightyear: [groans] Oh, no!

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[last spoken lines]
Buzz Lightyear: You still worried?
Woody: About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.
Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it all ends ill have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company. For infinity and beyond.

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Woody: Your right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.

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Buzz Lightyear #2: Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.
[they all look up at him shocked]
Slinky Dog: Huh?
Rex: What?
Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't!
Buzz Lightyear #2: 1
Hamm: He would.
Buzz Lightyear #2: 2
Mr. Potato Head, Slinky Dog, Hamm, Rex: DON'T DO IT BUZZ!
Buzz Lightyear #2: 3
[he lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator]
Buzz Lightyear #2: To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.
[gets off the elevator into the vent]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Area secure.
[all moaning]
Buzz Lightyear #2: It's OK troops, the antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now let's move!
Mr. Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.

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Woody: Jessie, let go of the plane!
Jessie: What? Are you crazy?
Woody: Just pretend it's the final episode of Woody's Roundup.
Jessie: But it was cancelled! We never saw if you made it!
Woody: Well, then, let's find out together!

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Jessie: That was definitely Woody's finest hour!

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[in the airplane's cargo hold, Woody finds Jessie rolled up in a corner of the green case]
Woody: [deep voice] Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight.

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[Woody, Buzz, Jessie, and Bullseye are celebrating their escape when another plane comes in only a few inches over them]
Woody: Let's... go home.

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Rex: [as Al drives off] How are we going to get him now?
Mr. Potato Head: Pizza, anyone?
[camera pans to reveal the Pizza Planet delivery truck]

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[first lines]
Buzz Lightyear: [landing on Zurg's planet] Buzz Lightyear to mission log: All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere...

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[Buzz #2 and the other toys tries to get Woody back home]
Buzz Lightyear: Hold it right there!
All: Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: You again?!
Buzz Lightyear: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
Woody: Buzz, what is going on?
Buzz Lightyear #2: [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
Buzz Lightyear: No, *I'm* Buzz Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [arguing with Buzz #1] *I'm* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: *I* am Buzz Lightyear!
Woody: So, who's the *real* Buzz?
Two Buzzes: I am!
Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.

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Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You are a *toy*!

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