Rustlers' Rhapsody (1985)

G.W. Bailey: Peter

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• Peter : For some reason, the bad guy was always a Colonel who had a beautiful daughter and about a thousand head of cattle which you would hear but never see.

• [as Peter bites into a hallucinogenic root] 

  Peter : What is this?

  Rex O'Herlihan : Just a root.

  Peter : Hmm. Well, from now on, I'm the town root junkie.

• Rex O'Herlihan : This is 1884. You've gotta date and date and date and date and sometimes marry 'em even before... you know...

  Peter : Now, wait a minute. Are you tellin' me you've never...?

  Rex O'Herlihan : Never.

  Peter : My god, Rex. You ARE a good guy.

• Peter : [Excitedly rattling-off a list of dangers in Old West towns as he and Rex hurry down the boardwalk]  "... I mean, it is all so VIOLENT!"

  [smacks, full-body, into side of a building] 

  Peter : .