I admit that I watched the MST3K version of this movie which possibly isn't really that fair, but to this movie it's the only way anyone could possibly watch it.
Let me give you a synopsis of this movie: Stock footage, stock footage, nothing happens, nothing happens, something about a congressman wanting his son to fly bombers instead of fighters, stock footage, nothing happens, anticlimactic scene with a hydraulic failure (with stock footage), nothing happens, nothing happens, stock footage, stock footage, nothing happens, "sex" scene where two couples cuddle in an open convertible, stock footage, stock footage, nothing happens, congressman calls again, stock footage, nothing happens, something about a "poopy suit," congressman calls again, stock footage, unseen fighter crash and anticlimactic helicopter rescue, nothing happens, another call from the congressman (didn't he have better things to do like vote on legislation or get involved in sex scandals with interns?), stock footage, the end. Oh, and Crow finally gets on the information superhighway.
This movie could have been so much more, but it was just so dull, dull, dull. I mean, how could a movie about fighter jets and pilots be boring to watch? They could have at least explained how the poopy suit got its name, but they didn't even bother to do that. I suppose the constant phone calls from the congressman about his son were supposed to be dramatic, but he soon became annoying. There was far more drama when Topper Harley had issues with his dad's image in Hot Shots! I was in the Air Force myself and my parents didn't call me as much during a four-year tour as this guy called in a two-hour movie!
I don't know if this movie still exists outside of MST3K, but I certainly hope not. I'd hate to have anyone try to watch it without wisecracking robots.