Tabitha's powers are tested by her family. Samantha is horrified and they announce that they are determined to raise Tabitha in a proper little witches school.
The Tates try and counsel the bickering Stevens over an old jacket of Darrin's that Sam sent to the Goodwill. Endora whips up Sigmund Freud to help them out.
Depressed Aunt Clara wants to turn herself into a useful object. On a trip to town to cheer her help Sam comes across a famous cow belonging to one of Darrin's clients and kidnaps it thinking that it is her aunt.
The Crone of Cawdor has stolen the body of the daughter of one of Darrin's clients and if Darrin kisses her, they will trade ages. Sam must stop her before the clock strikes 6 PM.
Clara conjures up a newspaper that reports that Larry Tate broke his leg on the honeymoon trip they were currently on. The Stephens' then become a bother on their vacation trying to protect Larry.