Toddlers & Tiaras (2009–2016)
1/10
TODDLERS GETTING TURNED INTO GLITZY BRAINED WASHED ZOMBIES.
25 January 2024
Warning: Spoilers
I have so many things to say about not only this show, but mostly the parents, coaches, and especially the pageant directors themselves. For those that do look at these reviews this review will prove a point of disgusted this show is. Before I begin, be ready for this list of how disgusting Toddlers and Tiaras is.

1. I couldn't believe in what I was seeing of this show. Not only innocent toodlers, but especially babies are being forced by either their parents, coaches, or whoever puts them in these pageants and then turns them into "Glitzy Brianwashed Zombies" thinking that they're all that.

2. There were a lot of episodes that not only should have been canceled, but also be reported to the child and health authorities. Some episodes have parents giving their not only kids, but even some babies coffee, energy drinks, soda, a whole lot of Pixie Stix, and even drink mixtures called either go go juice, me tea, or whatever the *bleep* those pageant parents call it. It's really bad for those kids' health especially when the parents don't really care that in the near future their daughters can end up getting diabetes or other health issues before the age of 18-20.

3. There were a lot of episodes that not only should have been canceled, but also be reported to child services and pediatrician about using adult make-up, fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake teeth a.k.a. Clippers, and especially spay tanning. There was one episode where these parents went to take their twin babies to get sprayed tanned before a pageant and that right there disgusts me. These pageant parents think that getting their daughters sprayed tanned won't harm them, but it actually does. Because of all the chemicals that is in just one bottle of spray tan can cause cancer, asthma, ect.

4. There were a lot of episodes that not only should have been canceled, but also be reported to family services. Especially on some episodes where the parents let their child(ren) talk back to them, letting their child(ren) hit them or other kids, even putting ordinary people down, but mostly letting their child(ren) use curse words as well. That is totally uncalled for.

5. There were a lot of episodes that not only should have been canceled, but also be reported to mostly discrimination lawyers and authorities. In some episodes the parents discriminate other parents and their child(ren). But mostly it all comes down to where some of the pageant directors themselves should have discrimination lawyers onto them. Especially in two episodes that has this one pageant director named Carol Fleming. She discriminates people no matter what. In one episode she did say for those girls who are either fat or don't look like a Barbie Doll shouldn't even exist is uncalled for. Plus also that Pageant Director Carol Fleming discriminated one pageant mom who was not only a darker skin tone, but also was just putting a point to the pageant director Carol Fleming that she rips people off, chooses favorites, plus also denies pushing the pageant mom and then telling her she won't get her money back or anything. It's mostly that pageant director Carol Fleming who makes me not only sick, but also wants to tell that old thinks she's all that granny b**** that she either need to open her old granny eyes and understand that what she says and does can and will bite her in the a** to where one or more discrimination lawyers will be giving her paper after paper of her getting sued. Another thing I also have to say about that pageant director Carol Fleming is that she is a stupid discriminational b**** that makes people puke.

In conclusion these are the main reasons why this show turn innocent little toddler girls into Glitzy Brainwashed Zombies.

I would definitely not recommend anyone to watch this peice of s*** show at all.

Toddlers and Tiaras makes me want to puke.
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