The worst thing about this movie is how clever it thinks it is, despite having one of the most catastrophically stupid screenplays I've ever seen. This thing - beautifully shot and well acted though it is - has the depth of piece of paper. Blank paper. Blank paper that works in advertising and spends a lot of time on TikTok. You know those ideas you have at 4am that seem amazing but when you wake up in the morning you see all the glaring flaws? This movie makes those ideas feel better about themselves. Oh, and there's subtext, which I honestly hope I've misinterpreted because at least then the movie would just be dumb rather than dumb and misguidedly self-righteous.
Review of Consecration
