This is something to treasure because with the advent of ChatGPT it is now impossible to write a screenplay this bad. Savour this ultimate tribute to the mediocrity of the human mind, we shan't see its like again.
The plot apes the mad max movies with some soft porn thrown in completely inexplicably and I mean totally without any reference to the plot or characters. It's almost like you leaned on the remote accidentally and switched channel. The cuts back to the main action are equally random and inexplicable.
Just imagine the poor acting, pointless dialogue and comical exposition of a soft porn movie, but without any actual porn. Ok well, theres a bit of porn, but it's all appetisers and no main course. A few bras removed and a variety of nipples exposed which is educational I suppose if nothing else.
It makes you wonder what was going through the fevered minds that made this. The answer I suspect, is gloriously little.
The plot apes the mad max movies with some soft porn thrown in completely inexplicably and I mean totally without any reference to the plot or characters. It's almost like you leaned on the remote accidentally and switched channel. The cuts back to the main action are equally random and inexplicable.
Just imagine the poor acting, pointless dialogue and comical exposition of a soft porn movie, but without any actual porn. Ok well, theres a bit of porn, but it's all appetisers and no main course. A few bras removed and a variety of nipples exposed which is educational I suppose if nothing else.
It makes you wonder what was going through the fevered minds that made this. The answer I suspect, is gloriously little.