WOW is this movie heavy on the downtime, with characters I could give two craps about. The second I saw the Fuse network was involved with this, my heart sank a little. And they totally lost me by the time the guy in the Corvette was trying to ram the girls' tour van off the road (No damage. It's a fiberglass car!). Some nonsense about the dirt in a junkyard that needs blood for crops. There's a cult leader who reveals himself to be a fraud. At its heart, this movie is about all the catty drama between four female bandmates. The action is pretty lackluster (and I saw a bunch of digital blood), with a few gore effects thrown in toward the end. I am the first one in line to see ass-kicking chicks in a movie, and Spare Parts offers very little in the way of thrills.
Review of Spare Parts
