I'm just trying to watch random horror movies at random and I've found some keepers, and some crappers.
1 ACTING- Oh my freaking jersey shore **** it's so bad, it tries so hard to be over the top and trust me I get it. I know it's a horror movie and a cabin in the spooky woods horror, so of course it's gonna have cheese, but this is stale horrible old crusty cheese and Friday the 13th/hatchet/ Halloween ones have GOOD CHEESE. The chubby white guy was laughing at everything and for no reason some times, he even openly and loudly admits he is the goofy white chubby guy. The girls acting is mediocre at best.
2 SOUND/MUSIC- The audio quality ranges from not to terrible to downright dumb and stupid. The "party music" choices are so forced and don't flow with the scenes, especially the party montage scenes. It will happen so abruptly and scared the crap out of me a couple of times, and sometimes the music will go from 2015 hip hop rap to 70s 80s killer clowns from outer space stuff. It doesn't make any sense at all and the audio will sometimes like over lap? The girls will scream or guys will scream and the mic like can't pick up all of it at once so it sounds static/or whatever that word is. The screaming is so loud the mic can't pick it up and the audio starts cutting (for like a second to be honest)
3 EDITING- Some stuff is alright has a moment or 2 where it's watchable, but I'd say 85 percent of the movies editing is unacceptable. It will show the car pulling up the drive way and show us 15 different angles and cuts ALL A 10 SECOND WINDOW.
Maybe my hopes were to high? I don't know man the title sounded interesting considering Clinton road is a "weird place". I suggest you watch it regardless of the horrible rating I've given, I believe personally in order to judge a movie you should first watch it! BMAN OUT.
1 ACTING- Oh my freaking jersey shore **** it's so bad, it tries so hard to be over the top and trust me I get it. I know it's a horror movie and a cabin in the spooky woods horror, so of course it's gonna have cheese, but this is stale horrible old crusty cheese and Friday the 13th/hatchet/ Halloween ones have GOOD CHEESE. The chubby white guy was laughing at everything and for no reason some times, he even openly and loudly admits he is the goofy white chubby guy. The girls acting is mediocre at best.
2 SOUND/MUSIC- The audio quality ranges from not to terrible to downright dumb and stupid. The "party music" choices are so forced and don't flow with the scenes, especially the party montage scenes. It will happen so abruptly and scared the crap out of me a couple of times, and sometimes the music will go from 2015 hip hop rap to 70s 80s killer clowns from outer space stuff. It doesn't make any sense at all and the audio will sometimes like over lap? The girls will scream or guys will scream and the mic like can't pick up all of it at once so it sounds static/or whatever that word is. The screaming is so loud the mic can't pick it up and the audio starts cutting (for like a second to be honest)
3 EDITING- Some stuff is alright has a moment or 2 where it's watchable, but I'd say 85 percent of the movies editing is unacceptable. It will show the car pulling up the drive way and show us 15 different angles and cuts ALL A 10 SECOND WINDOW.
Maybe my hopes were to high? I don't know man the title sounded interesting considering Clinton road is a "weird place". I suggest you watch it regardless of the horrible rating I've given, I believe personally in order to judge a movie you should first watch it! BMAN OUT.