1/10
holy wow this sucked
2 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Okay so i really only watched about 5 minutes of this whole thing. I just skimmed through everything because i thought it would be tons of monsters everywhere (hence monster portal alt title). Boy was i wrong. So they showed the monster a bit in the beginning and then there was like real life simulator for another hour. Only in the end did it get even remotely interesting. The main monster lady got naked and had sex with a monster. Thats it pretty much. Quite literally. Then some bozo killed himself and the title showed.

Theres nothing more i can say. At all. Like i guess the cthulhu cgi wasnt the worst because it was so dark i couldnt even see it. Anyways i got to see boobs so that was cool. Deserves one star solely off that.
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