1/10
A Kind of Slow Tortured Psychological Pain
22 October 2022
Hallmark movies are supposed to be silly corn & fun to spot the standard plot points: quirky best friend, mean boss/coworker/rival, etc. But they shouldn't make you want to scream in tormented agony. Even so, that's just what this movie did for me. It's like taking a class where the teacher spent the entire term reading from a very boring textbook. Only instead of inducing sleep, you may have deranged thoughts like banging your head on the coffee table or wishing magic really did exist so you could zap Jason Voorhees into the screen, eliminating all characters. Yes, it's so dull & the rhythm so slow & monotone, it may drive you to near insanity. Unfortunate for me I didn't have the option of just changing the channel.

The movie's only plus is that it forced me to look up the word aorist, which also taught me there's more than one type of witch and that there are a lot of witchcraft sites out there in case you want to become a witch. That's good to know. This movie isn't.
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