I remember watching this on TV when it first aired. I remembered quite enjoying it, so I was thrilled to finally find it for a free streaming. I couldn't understand what I thought were the mean reviews here. Oh, boy! Maybe I watched this during one of my bad panic attacks and this was a welcome diversion?
As I type this, the show clocks in at a mere 3.2/10, from 273 votes. I no longer resent that. But I'll say this: Vanna White's performance isn't wooden, nor "laughable". She made the right acting choice for her mythological character. This is corroborated when at 1hr 15 mn and 38 secs in, the detective asks Ted: "does she always talk like that?" and his reply is: "she belongs to a little theater group!" I haven't seen any other acting by Vanna White, the perennial letter-turner throughout the ages, so I can't compare to anything. But for this film? Talking theatrically is what the script required her to do, and she delivered. Wooden she is not: she is also a statue, so even if you think she is wooden, that would be how statues (re)act.
This is a throwback to Mannequin with Kim Catrall. Vanna is equally as lovely, if not a lot more. Can you imagine being born with that kind of beauty? Vanna was sheer perfection: from her gorgeous chiseled face, to her perfect '80s body and natural tan, she looks equally beautiful in her toga as she does in her other getups. White, black or pink, all colors flatter her.
Yes, the movie is boring. There isn't that much of a plot. David Leisure plays his one annoying character as well as every other time I've seen him play it; the actor who plays Ted is alright; Detective Charles is played by a competent actor, etc. It's just that the script is as dreadful as the production values. The lighting, the camera angles, the filming are pretty terrible. There isn't any character that keeps me interested, and their story is flimsy at best. Amanda Bearse looks her best here, with her hair all moussed up '80s style, and she is drop dead in a belted black dress with oversized earrings. The men aren't much to look at, but you have the ladies beauty to at least elevate this from a dreadful 3 to a 4 or a 5.
The scene where Venus goes Rodeo Drive shopping made me wonder if Pretty Woman ripped it off from here, or if that was a 'thing' in the '80s. (I think there's plenty other era shows with such a shopping scene.)
All in all, this is painful to watch and I fell asleep trying to get through, as I kept pausing.and finding better things to do. Nevertheless, I have 15 more minutes to go and I intend to see it through. With a better script, a better cinematographer and a more creative director, this could have been fun fluff to watch on a rainy day. As it is, it's boring fluff, but gorgeous Vanna will save part of the show. Pity she spends most of the film in the toga. As flattering as it is on her, it would have been nice to see her wear other numbers more than just for a few secs, during the shopping sequence. Also her makeup wasn't that great, made her look kinda washed out, but even then, the woman was just a drop dead beauty. With a few acting classes to further her talent, she could have done something more than being Miss Letter Turner-turned-letter-clicker. What could have been.
Watch it once, if you must, as long as you have a 2nd hobby on hand, like knitting or shaving your armpits or fixing your car's engine, to keep you occupied during the boring movie gaps...and those are many!
As I type this, the show clocks in at a mere 3.2/10, from 273 votes. I no longer resent that. But I'll say this: Vanna White's performance isn't wooden, nor "laughable". She made the right acting choice for her mythological character. This is corroborated when at 1hr 15 mn and 38 secs in, the detective asks Ted: "does she always talk like that?" and his reply is: "she belongs to a little theater group!" I haven't seen any other acting by Vanna White, the perennial letter-turner throughout the ages, so I can't compare to anything. But for this film? Talking theatrically is what the script required her to do, and she delivered. Wooden she is not: she is also a statue, so even if you think she is wooden, that would be how statues (re)act.
This is a throwback to Mannequin with Kim Catrall. Vanna is equally as lovely, if not a lot more. Can you imagine being born with that kind of beauty? Vanna was sheer perfection: from her gorgeous chiseled face, to her perfect '80s body and natural tan, she looks equally beautiful in her toga as she does in her other getups. White, black or pink, all colors flatter her.
Yes, the movie is boring. There isn't that much of a plot. David Leisure plays his one annoying character as well as every other time I've seen him play it; the actor who plays Ted is alright; Detective Charles is played by a competent actor, etc. It's just that the script is as dreadful as the production values. The lighting, the camera angles, the filming are pretty terrible. There isn't any character that keeps me interested, and their story is flimsy at best. Amanda Bearse looks her best here, with her hair all moussed up '80s style, and she is drop dead in a belted black dress with oversized earrings. The men aren't much to look at, but you have the ladies beauty to at least elevate this from a dreadful 3 to a 4 or a 5.
The scene where Venus goes Rodeo Drive shopping made me wonder if Pretty Woman ripped it off from here, or if that was a 'thing' in the '80s. (I think there's plenty other era shows with such a shopping scene.)
All in all, this is painful to watch and I fell asleep trying to get through, as I kept pausing.and finding better things to do. Nevertheless, I have 15 more minutes to go and I intend to see it through. With a better script, a better cinematographer and a more creative director, this could have been fun fluff to watch on a rainy day. As it is, it's boring fluff, but gorgeous Vanna will save part of the show. Pity she spends most of the film in the toga. As flattering as it is on her, it would have been nice to see her wear other numbers more than just for a few secs, during the shopping sequence. Also her makeup wasn't that great, made her look kinda washed out, but even then, the woman was just a drop dead beauty. With a few acting classes to further her talent, she could have done something more than being Miss Letter Turner-turned-letter-clicker. What could have been.
Watch it once, if you must, as long as you have a 2nd hobby on hand, like knitting or shaving your armpits or fixing your car's engine, to keep you occupied during the boring movie gaps...and those are many!