8/10
Awesome
9 April 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Hammy German accents. Clichéd lines. Bad acting (I'm pretty sure one of the dead bodies licked their lips at one point). Bad special effects. Awful make up and costumes. Inconsistent timelines (we fast forward 70 years at the end and the protagonist hasn't aged a day and neither has his sister). Nonsensical plot and motivations. (As an extra bonus I think Willem Dafoe has made an uncredited appearance as the co-lead).

This film has everything.

If you've got an hour and twenty minutes to kill, let Robert kill it for you. Great stuff, I'd have given it a ten but I suspect we have yet to hit a peak with this franchise.
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