intrepidami Review of Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch

Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch (2021– )

Well there is Frog in the title!

[1/10 · 1 February 2022]

Simple to set up a show like this. Apparently you buy a dirt ranch up in Utah, and start a show! Be sure to mention that Skinwalker Ranch is nearby a lot. Get logo shirts printed up! Buy something with NASA on it and craft it into something you uncovered on your property. Hire some guys to pretend they're harassing you, trying to stop you from uncovering the mystery. Get a pseudo Scientist to perform tests. When it looks like you've hit a dead end, have the pseudo Scientist claim he noticed something else. Then buy metal off Ebay and bore some holes and pour the metal into those holes. Then have somebody "accidentally" discover the unique property of that metal. Let the wild speculation begin! Those $50 Ebay purchases will pay off in years and years of episodes! Also you should buy very old cheap coins of Ebay too! When CONSTANTLY reinforcing your Aztec theory narrative, go ahead and show stock footage of piles of gold coins. Even though the Aztecs didn't make coins, your fans are too stupid to have that bother them. I think you don't even have to buy property! You could do this! Claim Central Park is a nexus. Do episodes of "finds" and government interference there and save money! Just let authorities know you plan on digging in Central Park. You'll be stopped! You can film it all. Constantly mention how much money this is costing you! Because TV shows don't make any. That was a constant whine on another show as far back as when they were just using a dumpster and a hose. Of course now people realize one of them owns, has owned, a very successful construction company! Find an idiot in your family who claims to be fearless. There are wackadoodles everywhere who will support your claims to be on TV. I'm surprised there isn't a Blind Frog Ranch Ale yet! It would seem like a no brainer? The success of this type of side show attraction TV is spawning tons of copycats. What I think it's time for is an investigative show that debunks these shows! Networks have the real money to do this! Look into the history of the people involved. Set them up on stings. Expose the BS. People love to be on TV! There's just as many who would love to tell stories about how they were approached to help these cons.