True Night 03.10
My wife and I. We both have theatre background. And we're not about to launch into a boring six paragraph dissertation on any TV show or movie. We would like to think that our light-hearted semi-non sequitur reviews based upon the silly MST3K model might be enjoyable for some. WE get a kick out of it ; ).
8-stars. Everything starts with an 8-star rating.
Jazz music.
9-stars.
The graphic artist for this episode? Double hugs.
10-stars.
That cartoon! That's from an old 1960's stoner artist. What's his name?
"Keep On Truckin'"? Robert Crumb.
Reid memorizes traffic reports on a city 2500 miles distant. That is just stupid, lazy writing.
9-stars.
Don't bother to defend yourself when some skinny guy is choking you to death.
Earth to Johnny: you live in an apartment, dude.
A marriage proposal in a dark alley at night in a high-crime neighborhood.
What could possibly go wrong?
8-stars.
Do you have any idea how much upper body strength is required to wield two large machetes simultaneously? We have serious doubts that little Frankie is capable.
.> Hollywood cliche #077: a melee weapon can sever a limb.
7-stars.
Like, Derek wants to hang around in order to take out Garcia's trash?
Seriously? You so pro, bro.
6-stars.
Reid thinks that Superman is real. You have got to be kidding us.
5-stars.
Only 7 minutes in and we are already getting bored.
My wife and I. We both have theatre background. And we're not about to launch into a boring six paragraph dissertation on any TV show or movie. We would like to think that our light-hearted semi-non sequitur reviews based upon the silly MST3K model might be enjoyable for some. WE get a kick out of it ; ).
8-stars. Everything starts with an 8-star rating.
Jazz music.
9-stars.
The graphic artist for this episode? Double hugs.
10-stars.
That cartoon! That's from an old 1960's stoner artist. What's his name?
"Keep On Truckin'"? Robert Crumb.
Reid memorizes traffic reports on a city 2500 miles distant. That is just stupid, lazy writing.
9-stars.
Don't bother to defend yourself when some skinny guy is choking you to death.
Earth to Johnny: you live in an apartment, dude.
A marriage proposal in a dark alley at night in a high-crime neighborhood.
What could possibly go wrong?
8-stars.
Do you have any idea how much upper body strength is required to wield two large machetes simultaneously? We have serious doubts that little Frankie is capable.
.> Hollywood cliche #077: a melee weapon can sever a limb.
7-stars.
Like, Derek wants to hang around in order to take out Garcia's trash?
Seriously? You so pro, bro.
6-stars.
Reid thinks that Superman is real. You have got to be kidding us.
5-stars.
Only 7 minutes in and we are already getting bored.