I bought this DVD back in early September, it arrived today! Hope it was worth it.
Now what in the hell have we got here - Toni Basil in her Mickey outfit?
A "Karate Kid" crane kick reference already?
John Kreese just put a pimp in a laundromat spin cycle. Literally.
The quality of this movie is worse than a 460p YouTube upload. The acting in this is worse than a late night comedy sketch show. Storyline - what story line? The camera work is atrocious and blurs at times and even cuts the actors heads out of frame or zooms in too close.
How could Martin Kove lower himself to be in this? Mr. Miagi hasn't even been introduced to embarrass himself yet either.
How does a movie like this get the green light for public approval? Is no one in Hollywood looking out for the general public? This isn't even entertaining! Who finds people poking their tongues out funny? And whose brand of comedy is this anyway? I haven't laughed once as this is more painful than root canal without a local.
This is juvenile, like it was written by junior high school children.
I'm not cutting a sympathy deal with this movie just because Kreese & Miyagi are in it.
There's no storyline worthy to report. I can't review this as I'm so upset how I've been hustled out of my money on this junk! There is no storyline! It's just bad actors trying to be funny when they're not with silly childish sound effects using Adobe editing equipment.
I paid $28 U. S. for this and $32 U. S. for postage, and with our lousy exchange rate concerning the dollar, I forked out over 90 bucks all up for this! This movie is not even worth 90 cents.
The saddest part about this movie is that Cove and Miyagi made an acclaimed movie in "The Karate Kid," which put them all on the map, and you don't go from making "The Karate Kid" and downgrading back to some amateurish crap like this. You'd normally embarrass yourself in "Rice Girl" before going on to be in a "Karate Kid" type movie, not the other way around.
What's the running time on this garbage? How much more do I have to endure?
So Mr. Miyagi eventually shows up, as his "Happy Days" character, selling bear claws. He's billed as the star of the movie and he's only in it for 5-minutes. Why am I even giving this one point for?
When you mention terrible movies like "After Last Season," "Things" and "Warlords" you also have to throw "Rice Girl" in your top 10 somewhere. Embarrassingly stupid.
Now what in the hell have we got here - Toni Basil in her Mickey outfit?
A "Karate Kid" crane kick reference already?
John Kreese just put a pimp in a laundromat spin cycle. Literally.
The quality of this movie is worse than a 460p YouTube upload. The acting in this is worse than a late night comedy sketch show. Storyline - what story line? The camera work is atrocious and blurs at times and even cuts the actors heads out of frame or zooms in too close.
How could Martin Kove lower himself to be in this? Mr. Miagi hasn't even been introduced to embarrass himself yet either.
How does a movie like this get the green light for public approval? Is no one in Hollywood looking out for the general public? This isn't even entertaining! Who finds people poking their tongues out funny? And whose brand of comedy is this anyway? I haven't laughed once as this is more painful than root canal without a local.
This is juvenile, like it was written by junior high school children.
I'm not cutting a sympathy deal with this movie just because Kreese & Miyagi are in it.
There's no storyline worthy to report. I can't review this as I'm so upset how I've been hustled out of my money on this junk! There is no storyline! It's just bad actors trying to be funny when they're not with silly childish sound effects using Adobe editing equipment.
I paid $28 U. S. for this and $32 U. S. for postage, and with our lousy exchange rate concerning the dollar, I forked out over 90 bucks all up for this! This movie is not even worth 90 cents.
The saddest part about this movie is that Cove and Miyagi made an acclaimed movie in "The Karate Kid," which put them all on the map, and you don't go from making "The Karate Kid" and downgrading back to some amateurish crap like this. You'd normally embarrass yourself in "Rice Girl" before going on to be in a "Karate Kid" type movie, not the other way around.
What's the running time on this garbage? How much more do I have to endure?
So Mr. Miyagi eventually shows up, as his "Happy Days" character, selling bear claws. He's billed as the star of the movie and he's only in it for 5-minutes. Why am I even giving this one point for?
When you mention terrible movies like "After Last Season," "Things" and "Warlords" you also have to throw "Rice Girl" in your top 10 somewhere. Embarrassingly stupid.