pixrox1 Review of Bright Lights

Bright Lights (1928)

This film opens with an eye-popping sequence involving . . .

[6/10 · 19 November 2021]

. . . a sideshow burlesque dancer billed as Mlle. Zulu. Said female character is able to orbit one of her chest glands in a clockwise direction, while the other is swirling away in a counterclockwise aptitude. This bit of animation provides compelling evidence as to where the Dizzy Studio guys hung out during their lunch breaks. Residents of this our Modern 21st Century must take our hats off, or at list tip them, toward these Progressive gentlemen, who provided the tykes of their day with far more redacted three-letter S-word education than our Children of Today have in the entire state of Texas, by shedding some BRIGHT LIGHTS on feminine attributes.