Rock Star (2001)
1/10
Rob Halford Said It Sucked! And It Bombed!
11 March 2021
Warning: Spoilers
And he was so right:

The worst music pretending to be metal. No metal or hard rock fan will like this incredibly wimpy cliched garbage.

Lame performances, especially in concerts. This band would stay unknown.

Every cliche in the book in its storyline.

Aniston is a decade too old to be believable, and looks it.

Marky Mark's wig, stage clothes, and stage moves are something Wilson Phillips and Barry Manilow would find too lame to be rock music.

And Marky's attempt at alternative rock at the end is just as forgettable.

Every good rock music has a good soundtrack at its core. Did this? NO!

Did the awful band get famous from this? No! Steel Dragon were never heard from again.

And when your "metal" film includes Culture Club, you know it's lame. Even Marky Mark and Aniston contribute some musical atrocities to this piece of junk.

So who is this film made for? The dummies who believe the cliches, who think the Bryan Adams concert they went to 30 years ago was "hard rock."

All metal fans avoid, just like the public did 20 years ago.
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