Criminal Minds: True Night (2007)
Season 3, Episode 10
1/10
Poor Writing all-round
16 December 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I spent this whole episode thinking "Theres no way this girl is real, its all a deranged fantasy of this guy. Thats the only way to explain the terrible writing." Nope she's real and apparently actually does love the milk toast boring protagonist who's only feature is being hilariously over powered. (Literally, man runs into traffic and gets hit by a car, smashing the windshield with his body but less than 15 seconds later is able to completely incapacitate a guy with one hand around his neck. The dude is bigger than him too and also has his wife there to help.) All the scenes with the girlfriend read like they were written by an incel who's only method of typing was through predictive text. Our main cast where way out of character and barely got any screen time as the episode instead lingers on literally the worst villain in CM history. Give this one a miss unless you want to watch Malcom in the middle over-act his way though 50 minutes of your life you will never get back.
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