The Selling (2011)
7/10
All We're Asking Of You, Is a Couple Hours Of Non-Paranormal Activity
11 October 2020
Warning: Spoilers
So we start out here with a conversation about a mortgage. Very weird conversation. So Richard the real estate guy he doesn't want to sell a house to a couple that can' afford it. Good for him.

Then Richard and Dave go to check out a House they are going to be trying to sell.

They find out the SLEEPSTALKER used to live there. So this house is a place where an 'alleged murderer' used to LIVE.

Haha so they are going to FLIP this house. Richard starts hearing a voice saying 'get out!!!' Haha, when the lights go out, they run out of there screaming like little girls. So next we have more searching of the House. Richard sees a bunch of ghostly figures and starts screaming. Anyways they flee the House.

Next day they return. Richard talks to the House. Explains that his Mom is sick and they have to sell the house to afford for her medical expenses. So the House has now been TOLD!!!!

So over the course of the day, several scary moments are had. And Funny! LOL.. The Plugged Toilet!!! Angry Bees!!!

+1 Star for the Lunch in Car conversation after those scenes of complete misery for the sellers.

So then they have an OPEN HOUSE, and RICHARD makes a speech to the HOUSE, asking the HOUSE not to interfere. People start arriving. When they are about to start their auction, a woman starts totally running her mouth about the House being haunted. And the walls of the House start bleeding. Everyone runs screaming!! I guess that could mess up a sale eh???

So finally they bring in FATHER JIMMY!!! Now Let's BUST SOME GHOSTS!!! Father Jimmy is there to EXORCISE the HOUSE!!!! FATHER JIMMY RUNS OUT SCREAMING!

Then more attempts to sell the House. Richard finally finds a buyer, SOME WITCHES!!!

+1 Star LOL for Richards speech to the House after SELLING, and then HIS MOM POSSESSED by the HOUSE!!!

Okay then Richard gets POSSESSED, and the movie gets pretty stupid as Richard now tries to kill MARY.

-1 Star for the Richard with Knife vs. Mary, Mom, Dave, Ginger scene, that was just dumb

Okay but there are THREE!! THREE EPILOGUE SCENES IN THE END CREDITS

+1 Star for the first two wiht Dave , Ginger, and Mary are pretty funny.

Okay this movie was pretty funny. I liked it, 7/10.
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