Okay so this is another one made for IFC, so definitely not expecting too much from this one. The Opening consists of a possessed little girl and her mother, having a standoff in a Cabin in the WOODS. And the shotgun apparently wins, vs both of them.
So Next we have a carload of kids, on their way to this 'WONDERFUL HOUSE' as it is called by the bizarrely enthusiastic realtor guy who meets them there. So we have 2 couples and a disabled guy who has CP apparently and is in a wheelchair.
Well at least one couple know what you are supposed to do when arriving at a new CABIN IN THE WOODS , they start knockin it out.
+1 Star for Knockin it Out and the 'small' joke inserted there-in
Later when the 2 couples are partying in the living room it appears that the CP dude strokes out or chokes to death in his room. That's sad. WEll Zack was dead on the floor but when his sis goes in his room he's in bed again. I guess Zack will be the weird one here eh???
So Amy has a big bad dream, where Zack is hovering over a bunch of babies in sacks. When she wakes up, they find Zack in his room and Zack stands up. But Zack can't stand up! But Zack did stand up. They call a doctor to come out and the Dr. examines Zack. Zack seems to be doing a LOT better.
So anyways, Zack leaves with DR. who crashes his car after Zack takes out his throat. Zack walks back to the cabin. And then the other Demons show up. People start freaking out. Phones don't work. Michelle stabs her pregnant womb with scissors. And then one dude is stabbed in the eye wiht a big nail or something
-1 Star for pulling the big nail out of dude's eye....
And Zack forces Woody to fall down the stairs and stab himself in the face and break multiple bones
-1 STar for removing the sword that went thru Woody''s face in his fall down the stairs....
Woody is all demon now, he stabs Jesse from behind and casts him aside. But Emily she finishes off Woddy and then when Jesse turns demon she finishes him off too. But then Emily's Mom appears and tells Emily she needs to kill Zack to end all their suffering. But Emily resists!!! And Emily seals the House and kills MomDemon! and Jesse whacks Emily and cripples her then Zack finishes off Jesse and then Zack has to wheel out Emily in the wheelchair and that's the END!!!
-1 sTAR FOR THE CRAPPY ENDING!!
3/10
So Next we have a carload of kids, on their way to this 'WONDERFUL HOUSE' as it is called by the bizarrely enthusiastic realtor guy who meets them there. So we have 2 couples and a disabled guy who has CP apparently and is in a wheelchair.
Well at least one couple know what you are supposed to do when arriving at a new CABIN IN THE WOODS , they start knockin it out.
+1 Star for Knockin it Out and the 'small' joke inserted there-in
Later when the 2 couples are partying in the living room it appears that the CP dude strokes out or chokes to death in his room. That's sad. WEll Zack was dead on the floor but when his sis goes in his room he's in bed again. I guess Zack will be the weird one here eh???
So Amy has a big bad dream, where Zack is hovering over a bunch of babies in sacks. When she wakes up, they find Zack in his room and Zack stands up. But Zack can't stand up! But Zack did stand up. They call a doctor to come out and the Dr. examines Zack. Zack seems to be doing a LOT better.
So anyways, Zack leaves with DR. who crashes his car after Zack takes out his throat. Zack walks back to the cabin. And then the other Demons show up. People start freaking out. Phones don't work. Michelle stabs her pregnant womb with scissors. And then one dude is stabbed in the eye wiht a big nail or something
-1 Star for pulling the big nail out of dude's eye....
And Zack forces Woody to fall down the stairs and stab himself in the face and break multiple bones
-1 STar for removing the sword that went thru Woody''s face in his fall down the stairs....
Woody is all demon now, he stabs Jesse from behind and casts him aside. But Emily she finishes off Woddy and then when Jesse turns demon she finishes him off too. But then Emily's Mom appears and tells Emily she needs to kill Zack to end all their suffering. But Emily resists!!! And Emily seals the House and kills MomDemon! and Jesse whacks Emily and cripples her then Zack finishes off Jesse and then Zack has to wheel out Emily in the wheelchair and that's the END!!!
-1 sTAR FOR THE CRAPPY ENDING!!
3/10