So on a Rainy night in Devon England, of which there are plenty of those, we find a kid running from something in his own house apparently. Running to his bed he sees something under his sheets and he calls for MOMMY. MOMMY comes running and looks under his sheets and sees nothing. But as soon as mommy leaves, there is something under his sheets!!! HE YELLS FOR MOMMY ! MOMMY COMES again, but the creature or whatever it is grabs his sister and drags his sister to her room where i guess she dies. Because when the boy goes in there his mother is crying over his sister's body.
Okay that was pretty dumb but okay, we'll go with it.
Mother and Boy still go on together, grieving over the sister's loss.
Okay what we get here is a fairly standard possession / exorcism story. Ahh okay so this guy Philip it was his sister that got killed in the beginning. And he meets this girl Sonja and he goes back over his whole life story with her??? Weird.
-1 Star for going over your whole life story with some other girl with a new girl you're trying to hit on....
Oh that was the exorcism that failed. Okay I'm almost paying attention now. OOO Sonja invites Philip to sleep at her place. He refused??? What a moron. Oh but wait there's something weird about Sonja here. Suddenly she's got a case of demon voice. Then he's like in some dreamlike landscape.
Oh Okay so Philip killed Sonja with the knife he used to cut the CHEESECAKE.
Oh boy then the cheesey demon voice telling Philip to kill the Priest who has come to save him.
-1 Star for cheesey demon voice....
But never underestimate the raw power of a cheesecake knife. Oh and Philip gives the Priest the jailhouse shank treatment with that knife . And the blood FLOWS!!! IT FLOWS!!! tHEN WE GET FLashbacks of the varioous people that Philip has killed. It all comes back to him now.
So wait, then he's like exorcising.... his old girlfriend again? And the priest is alive? So did he travel through time or something? Is Sonja alive??? Did Sonja even ever exist?? There sure is a lot of cheery upbeat music the last like 30 minutes which is just tremendously annoying really.
And at the end he bumps into a new woman in the hallway of his apt building and she introduces herself as Sonja. So was he having visions of things that didn't happen yet?
Okay this movie...was pretty bad. 3/10
Okay that was pretty dumb but okay, we'll go with it.
Mother and Boy still go on together, grieving over the sister's loss.
Okay what we get here is a fairly standard possession / exorcism story. Ahh okay so this guy Philip it was his sister that got killed in the beginning. And he meets this girl Sonja and he goes back over his whole life story with her??? Weird.
-1 Star for going over your whole life story with some other girl with a new girl you're trying to hit on....
Oh that was the exorcism that failed. Okay I'm almost paying attention now. OOO Sonja invites Philip to sleep at her place. He refused??? What a moron. Oh but wait there's something weird about Sonja here. Suddenly she's got a case of demon voice. Then he's like in some dreamlike landscape.
Oh Okay so Philip killed Sonja with the knife he used to cut the CHEESECAKE.
Oh boy then the cheesey demon voice telling Philip to kill the Priest who has come to save him.
-1 Star for cheesey demon voice....
But never underestimate the raw power of a cheesecake knife. Oh and Philip gives the Priest the jailhouse shank treatment with that knife . And the blood FLOWS!!! IT FLOWS!!! tHEN WE GET FLashbacks of the varioous people that Philip has killed. It all comes back to him now.
So wait, then he's like exorcising.... his old girlfriend again? And the priest is alive? So did he travel through time or something? Is Sonja alive??? Did Sonja even ever exist?? There sure is a lot of cheery upbeat music the last like 30 minutes which is just tremendously annoying really.
And at the end he bumps into a new woman in the hallway of his apt building and she introduces herself as Sonja. So was he having visions of things that didn't happen yet?
Okay this movie...was pretty bad. 3/10