It's laughably bad. Everyone who makde this know it.
You got so many differnet films from the 60's 70's 80's etc all coming together in this tangled up mess of a film. Nothing makes sense, the only context is the corona epidemic.
Corona zombies are walking around saying "*Coroooonaaaa!!!"* instead of Brains!!!
But its not even a zombie voice saying it. It's some dude in his office trying to sound scary. I was...dying of laughter watching this film.
The plot jumps sporadically like crazy. Couples filming at a beach, cracking MeToo jokes, then zombies appear. And the dude begins filming them. You got a blonde babe whos taking a shower fully clothed before a zombie appears outside her showercabin wearing A MASK... only to teleport away mysteriously and she acts like nothing happened. She also thought Coronavirus was an american holiday.
You think I'm making this up so far? Yeah, I would too if I read this. But we're only getting started. We also got a carrier naval vessel full of toilet paper that got hijacked and stolen by some french dude who 3 mins later had his mansion invaded by crappy looking SWAT that ended up shooting all his hostages and replying to that with " Woops"
Then when he's on the floor, putting on his best Tony Montana monologue, he refuses to tell them where the toilet paper was, so they decide to visit his mother to see if he hid the stuff at her place.
A CARRIER SHIP... FULL OF TOILET PAPER.
And we're not even 20 minutes into the film yet. then suddenly we're in Baltimore where you got africans dancing around wearing feathers and skull skull stuff.... and a female chick decides to infiltrate them although they are zombies but speak like 21th century horny gangbangers with a lotta slang...
It's important to magnify I've grown a six pack alone from laughing at this so far. And it's only getting crazier and crazier. The worst / best part about all of this is that only 1 single person in this film has actual lip synced dialog. Everyone else has brand new recorded voicelines overlapping. The sync is literally atrocious, the facial expressions are totally off. Nothing makes sense.
I can't believe this exists. This takes the meaning of low budget rip off exploitative crap... to a whole new DIMENSION. Not meaning, hell no, this stuff here has ripped open a hole to a new freaking dimension people, and you want a piece of this action because it's so stupid you'll beat the god damn Corona virus laughing at it.
And thats my review. I didn't even cover 30 % of what happens in this film. Go watch it for yourselves online or something if you are bored and wanna laugh so hard you'll cry.
Worse ways to spend a slow weekday or sunday. Christ I'm having fun.
8 out of 10 on a scale of being so absolutely ungodly bad...that its good and downright hilarious.
Director dude, you're a freaking legend, man. It's so shameless... so awful, and I'm loving it because of how downright idiotically funny it is.
You got so many differnet films from the 60's 70's 80's etc all coming together in this tangled up mess of a film. Nothing makes sense, the only context is the corona epidemic.
Corona zombies are walking around saying "*Coroooonaaaa!!!"* instead of Brains!!!
But its not even a zombie voice saying it. It's some dude in his office trying to sound scary. I was...dying of laughter watching this film.
The plot jumps sporadically like crazy. Couples filming at a beach, cracking MeToo jokes, then zombies appear. And the dude begins filming them. You got a blonde babe whos taking a shower fully clothed before a zombie appears outside her showercabin wearing A MASK... only to teleport away mysteriously and she acts like nothing happened. She also thought Coronavirus was an american holiday.
You think I'm making this up so far? Yeah, I would too if I read this. But we're only getting started. We also got a carrier naval vessel full of toilet paper that got hijacked and stolen by some french dude who 3 mins later had his mansion invaded by crappy looking SWAT that ended up shooting all his hostages and replying to that with " Woops"
Then when he's on the floor, putting on his best Tony Montana monologue, he refuses to tell them where the toilet paper was, so they decide to visit his mother to see if he hid the stuff at her place.
A CARRIER SHIP... FULL OF TOILET PAPER.
And we're not even 20 minutes into the film yet. then suddenly we're in Baltimore where you got africans dancing around wearing feathers and skull skull stuff.... and a female chick decides to infiltrate them although they are zombies but speak like 21th century horny gangbangers with a lotta slang...
It's important to magnify I've grown a six pack alone from laughing at this so far. And it's only getting crazier and crazier. The worst / best part about all of this is that only 1 single person in this film has actual lip synced dialog. Everyone else has brand new recorded voicelines overlapping. The sync is literally atrocious, the facial expressions are totally off. Nothing makes sense.
I can't believe this exists. This takes the meaning of low budget rip off exploitative crap... to a whole new DIMENSION. Not meaning, hell no, this stuff here has ripped open a hole to a new freaking dimension people, and you want a piece of this action because it's so stupid you'll beat the god damn Corona virus laughing at it.
And thats my review. I didn't even cover 30 % of what happens in this film. Go watch it for yourselves online or something if you are bored and wanna laugh so hard you'll cry.
Worse ways to spend a slow weekday or sunday. Christ I'm having fun.
8 out of 10 on a scale of being so absolutely ungodly bad...that its good and downright hilarious.
Director dude, you're a freaking legend, man. It's so shameless... so awful, and I'm loving it because of how downright idiotically funny it is.