Musicals can be fun and exciting. Oh boy, they can be. What must those be like? You mean, they have characters who aren't as flat as my bottom? You say, their dance numbers look like they weren't choreographed for junior high boys who can hardly move a leg rhythmically? What a world that must be! This musical gives you nothing. Some good jokes at the expense of the movie, maybe. Horrible writing but some good attempts at watchable performances. Ultimately forgettable but largely inoffensive.
