3/10
Satanic mess
24 January 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Shot between 1968 and 1970 in the Santa Ynez, California area, Touch of Satan was a regionally released drive-in and grindhouse film that wasn't well-known until it appeared on a 1998 episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

There was a rumor that this movie was directed by Tom Laughlin, who made the Billy Jack filmns and used the pseudonym Don Henderson as the producer of The Born Losers and the editor of Like Father, Like Son. The director of this movie really as Don Henderson, who only made two other films: The Babysitter and Weekend with the Babysitter. While not actually connected, the second film is a spiritual sequel to the first. George E. Carey wrote, produced, and starred in both films - but played different characters. Yet they both share the idea of an older man having a fling with the babysitter of his children, named Candy Wilson in both movies, but played by two different actresses, Patricia Wymer and Susan Romen.

This movie begins with a farmer being repeatedly pitchforked by an elderly woman who has a burned up face. She goes scorched earth and sets his barn on fire too, while she's at it. As she literally falls through the screen door when she gets back home, an older couple and a young woman begin arguing about how to handle things, adding that she's done things like this in the past. Please note: this family lives on a walnut ranch.

Meanwhile, Jodie Thompson comes to town, as part of his vision quest as he decides whether or not he wants to be a lawyer like his father. He falls for Melissa, the girl we've just met with the insane grandmother, who is really her sister because our girl Melissa is a witch.

Cue the Mercyful Fate!

"Melissa, you were mine Melissa, you were the light She was a witch Why did they take you away?"

When the old woman murders a cop, Melissa confesses that she is a cursed witch and possessed by Satan. She sold her soul to save her sister, who was burned at the stake in the 19th century by an angry mob. As part of the deal, she has eternal youth but must deal with her homicidal - or as one character says "fromakital" - sister, who has aged and still bears the burns on her face.

Eventually, her sister tries to kill Jodie, but Melissa saves him and her sister dies. This of course leads to the happy couple doing the devil's dance - you know what I'm talking about and I think you do - which frees her from the powers of Hell but also instantly ages her. So of course, Jodie makes a deal with the dark one to make her young again.

Believe it or not, this movie takes plenty of dialogue from the H.P. Lovecraft story "The Horror at Red Hook."

While this was originally going to be called Pitchfork, it has an amazing Italian title: L'Ossessa: i raccapriccianti delitti di Monroe Park, which translates as The Obsession: The Horrific Crimes of Monroe Park. That said - there's no location named Monroe Park in the film. There is, however, that one amazing bit of dialogue when Melissa says, "This is where the fish lives."
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