Slowest movie ever made. Everyone has a pseudo-Russian accent which makes me wonder where the financing came from.
This plot is simple and needs no explanation -- just read the film's title.
The problem with this movie -- besides the horrible script, poor direction and lack of suitable acting skills is that it is slower than molasses. If the camera doesnt kill you, the pace will.
This plot is simple and needs no explanation -- just read the film's title.
The problem with this movie -- besides the horrible script, poor direction and lack of suitable acting skills is that it is slower than molasses. If the camera doesnt kill you, the pace will.