Noelle is the worst of all Christmas tropes all jumbled together. Written by committee? Check. Sponsored by Apple, Hilfiger and a Phoenix megamall? Check. And you can bet your bottom dollar the producers or writers live in Phoenix, or there's some monetary incentive provided by the city for its senseless inclusion in this catastrophic failure that is, to date, the worst and most corporate Christmas movie I've ever seen.
Save yourself the aggravation and enjoy Elf or Jingle All The Way with your loved ones instead.
Save yourself the aggravation and enjoy Elf or Jingle All The Way with your loved ones instead.