A dull car journey followed by a walk in woods, some people appear in the least convincing monster costumes, (look out for the lady writhing in a white bag thing) and do scarey stuff from a 1950s B movie.
The dodgy bloke that "helped" find the missing sister helpfully explained what happened in the 1950s, the government did something? Not sure.
My biggest issue, apart from how dull it was, is why, if you're looking for a lost sister are your friends and brother so happy. Sex in the woods? A bit unnecessary given the missing person rescue.
Also, who would befriend that irritating English aresole?
Watch Shaun of the Dead, which at least IS an excellent comedy, Axiom is accidentally funny while being boring.
Review of The Axiom
