cricket30 Review of The Half-Naked Truth

The Half-Naked Truth (1932)

According to this flick's introduction . . .

[7/10 · 19 August 2018]

. . . THE HALF-NAKED TRUTH features an insane "hooch dancer" promoting suicide as the Final Solution to Life's Kerfluffles. If your husband tools around swinging through the jungles every night shrieking blood-curdling screams, why NOT have a HIGH NOON duel with yourself? When THE HALF-NAKED TRUTH was released, G-MEN were kicking in doors across America to deprive Citizens of the opportunity to exercise their Second Amendment Rights. Valiant RKO Studios released HALF-NAKED in a courageous attempt to push back against the Boys then Crying Wolf (aka, the Hysterical Warner Brothers bunch). Real Life Right-to-Die Champion "Teresita" waves around her personal planetary ejection firearm device as HALF-NAKED begins to clearly foreshadow her own Final Solution. After she surrenders her Peacemaker, Teresita suffers through an hour of humiliations culminating with her being stuck in a dead-end rut of sexual exploitation. Only a hard-hearted Sociopath will be able to sit through a showing of HALF-NAKED without then contributing to their local chapter of BANGS (Broke Americans Need Gun Stamps).