Help me develop a drinking game for this movie! Here are the categories:
Hilariously bad dialogue/dubbing. Number of kidnapped women. Number of men in women's wigs. Full-on men in drag. Out of frame shots. ADR. Movie exposition. Henchmen out of nowhere. Silly Sound Effects. Teleportation. Mention of the Golden Toy-thing. Bowing before said Golden Toy-thing. Jackie Chan "humor fighting." Garfield opening/closing his eyes. Shocked Ninja faces. Ninjas covering/exposing their faces. Theft of American Movie Scores. Summersaulting. Men on the phone. Attack of the crabs. Busted car roofs. Threatening toy robots. The Ring VHS viewings. Shots of women's hairy armpits. Plausible plot points.
Okay, granted, that last one is for the AA members.
No real sense of reviewing this "movie." It was just an excuse for men to exercise, sell a few tickets to recoup the $5 budget and become another How Did This Get Made? podcast victim. I fell for it. And maybe you'll get a few laughs out of it, like I did.
After all, it's described as The Room filled with ninjas.
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Final thoughts: I still don't know if this was intentionally hilarious or not. The tonal shifts don't help. But, at least it's sidesplittingly over-the-top, mercifully short and thankfully free with an Amazon®Prime membership. Whew! Hiiii-yaaaah!
Hilariously bad dialogue/dubbing. Number of kidnapped women. Number of men in women's wigs. Full-on men in drag. Out of frame shots. ADR. Movie exposition. Henchmen out of nowhere. Silly Sound Effects. Teleportation. Mention of the Golden Toy-thing. Bowing before said Golden Toy-thing. Jackie Chan "humor fighting." Garfield opening/closing his eyes. Shocked Ninja faces. Ninjas covering/exposing their faces. Theft of American Movie Scores. Summersaulting. Men on the phone. Attack of the crabs. Busted car roofs. Threatening toy robots. The Ring VHS viewings. Shots of women's hairy armpits. Plausible plot points.
Okay, granted, that last one is for the AA members.
No real sense of reviewing this "movie." It was just an excuse for men to exercise, sell a few tickets to recoup the $5 budget and become another How Did This Get Made? podcast victim. I fell for it. And maybe you'll get a few laughs out of it, like I did.
After all, it's described as The Room filled with ninjas.
***
Final thoughts: I still don't know if this was intentionally hilarious or not. The tonal shifts don't help. But, at least it's sidesplittingly over-the-top, mercifully short and thankfully free with an Amazon®Prime membership. Whew! Hiiii-yaaaah!