Review of Rows

Rows (2015)
2/10
Amazing! Leaves you with so many questions.
27 January 2016
Where did they find these robots? How much did they spend on Ativan? Did I miss something? Did they miss something? What is everyone staring at? Why can't they blink, these robots? Why can't they breathe through their noses? Is that why they can't close their mouths? Why did no one remember to charge their batteries? Did they leave the charger at home? Weren't we just here? Didn't I just see this part? Where is my mind? Why is that girl vacuuming in her underwear? Where did the rest of the script go? Is it with the charger? Wait, where is the charger? Do you have the charger? Is that Lauren Lakis? Wait, she was in 'Lovely Molly'? Wasn't 'Lovely Molly' good? What was that thing at the end of 'Lovely Molly'? What time is it? Where did that guy come from? Where did he find that tie? Why is that other guy so mad at the corn? The pesticides don't kill ants? Who makes this pesticide? Why can't I snort it? Where did you find it? Whose pesticide is this anyway? Did David Lynch lose his pet monkey? Why didn't they wait for the monkey to finish the script? When did the monkey learn to edit? Is that stock footage? Did I fall asleep? Did I forget to ask for no MSG? Was I dreaming? Is that my drool on the pillow? Was I snoring? Have I ever seen a film this strange before? Where can I buy the soundtrack? Why didn't the director's parents ever tell him no? Is there an Oscar for most peas smuggled?
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