Honestly, if I could give it a zero, I would.
How to even begin with this massive waste?
Right. The graphics are terrible, the writing is abysmal, the only way you know the zombies are Nazis at all is because of the title and even then the graphics during the title look like they've been done with a camera negative, the acting is transparent, the budget was blown on cigarettes and I can barely hear a word they're saying.
I brought a pizza to go with the movie, as is my tradition. But let's be honest, the pizza had more life and acting than the movie.
I got this for 75 cents and even then, I wanted my money back.
When I saw the quality, I wondered if it was a pirate film at first. It looks more like something a couple of guys put together for YouTube. If that was the case, I'd say it wasn't bad, but I've seen better. But since it wasn't and had a $30,000 budget, I was appalled.
Not that small budgets are a bad thing - The Blair Witch Project had an even smaller budget, but it performed much better than this. Even the quality from a hand-held camera in that movie was much better than a professional one in this!
This is not a horror movie, it is a laughing stock and a complete bore. It has bad lighting, a problem which is obvious in a scene with two characters outside with barely any moon and 'Nazi' zombies chasing after them. You can barely make out the first guy's (bald and shiny) head. You hear a splash and are amazed there was even a lake there!
It was so bad in fact, that I only watched the first half. But that was enough to tell me this was so bad, it made The Last Airbender look like The Spongebob Movie!
How to even begin with this massive waste?
Right. The graphics are terrible, the writing is abysmal, the only way you know the zombies are Nazis at all is because of the title and even then the graphics during the title look like they've been done with a camera negative, the acting is transparent, the budget was blown on cigarettes and I can barely hear a word they're saying.
I brought a pizza to go with the movie, as is my tradition. But let's be honest, the pizza had more life and acting than the movie.
I got this for 75 cents and even then, I wanted my money back.
When I saw the quality, I wondered if it was a pirate film at first. It looks more like something a couple of guys put together for YouTube. If that was the case, I'd say it wasn't bad, but I've seen better. But since it wasn't and had a $30,000 budget, I was appalled.
Not that small budgets are a bad thing - The Blair Witch Project had an even smaller budget, but it performed much better than this. Even the quality from a hand-held camera in that movie was much better than a professional one in this!
This is not a horror movie, it is a laughing stock and a complete bore. It has bad lighting, a problem which is obvious in a scene with two characters outside with barely any moon and 'Nazi' zombies chasing after them. You can barely make out the first guy's (bald and shiny) head. You hear a splash and are amazed there was even a lake there!
It was so bad in fact, that I only watched the first half. But that was enough to tell me this was so bad, it made The Last Airbender look like The Spongebob Movie!