6/10
Football for dummies . . .
26 April 2015
Warning: Spoilers
. . . is not as much fun as it sounds. Charlie McCarthy plays himself here as the gridiron star for "Flunk Well College." However, the only thing that this blockhead seems good at is sustaining concussions. He's suffered so many episodes of unconsciousness on the playing field that he comes off as a cross between O.J. Simpson and Aaron Hernandez, threatening to strangle or drown any coed who crosses him. Later, we see Charlie at what must be a fraternity party, making even more unwanted passes than he managed to dole out between the chalk lines. Charlie cannot take "No!!!" for an answer, hoping to wear down his unreceptive sorority sisters by propositioning them five or six times apiece. Charlie's obviously a "one and done" recruit (like Kentucky and Duke's freshmen drop-outs basketball squads). He has no ability for third grade academics, let alone work at the collegiate level. No league affiliation is provided here for FWC, but my guess would be the Southeastern Conference, as Mr. McCarthy has about as much between his ears as the average Crimson Tide or Razorback star during a post-game interview.
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