6/10
Wolfie's Rascals
19 April 2015
Warning: Spoilers
****SPOILERS****While taking a quite drive through the countryside import export executive Tom Martin, Chris Cazenove, loses control of his car that runs out of gas and breaks down and stops in the middle of this spooky forest. Leaving him and his wife Sarah, Celia Gregory,looking to get help in finding anyone in the ares with a phone for them to call for assistance. It turns out that there's this spooky looking house that pops out of the fog where they find, by knocking on the door, this really weird looking woman Mrs. Ardoy, Diana Dors. It's Mrs. Ardoy who runs the place as an orphanage for wayward children who've been abundant by their parents or just, in them being abused, ran away from home.

Welcoming the couple to spend the night there Mrs. Ardoy is really setting them up for something that she planned for previous, as well as future, couples who end up lost and being at her place. It has to do with keeping the weird looking children playful and happy in having playmate to keep them busy and entertained. That's when they go out into the night, they seem to sleep all day, and have fun or scare the living sh*t out of those unfortunate souls that they come in contact with! It later turns out that all this was just a wild and crazy dream by Tom who allegedly cracked his skull when he lost control of the car that he was driving. That's until he noticed his wife Sarah had completely reinvented herself from a sweet and caring woman to a meat eating, she always was a vegetarian, and stuffing her mouth with raw flesh glutton! And besides all that not even bothering to put salt & pepper on her food or even A-1 Stake Sauce on her food to enhance the taste!

*****SPOILERS**** Tom in trying to find where his wife, who had since checked out on him, went travels to the very place where he had his accident and runs into this creepy looking woodcutter, Jacob Watkin, who seems to know his way around in these parts and offers to help him find the house, the Ardoy House, he's looking for. It's there where Tom feels that his wife Sarah went to. The final few minutes of this "Hammer House of Horrors" episode is truly a horror in what a confused and shocked down to his socks Tom found out. In the reason that his wife Sarah was picked by the odd looking who got more and more odder looking by the moment woodcutter in the first place. And as for Sarah Tom's wife she had become a member, posthumously, of the wacko Ardoy clan by her adding, before she checked out for good, a new and hungry, for raw meat, mouth for them to eagerly feed!
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