This "let's save the bowling alley" softcore movie again is just a shell applied to the numerous sex scenes which function as the reason for us watching "Great Bikini Bowling Bash". The title tells you that this isn't a film opining the difficulty of life or commenting on the day to day grind we find ourselves. This isn't designed to be an artistic expression of the human condition. Do you want to see some porn actresses get naked and shag each other and a couple of lucky guys in fake simulated sex scenes? Because that is what you get. Dean McKendrick learned his "craft" by working with Fred Olen Ray which might explain why his films are similar to his mentor. Some of FOR's stock players also appear in McKendrick's films, so just assuming his work is actually his mentor's isn't a surprise. Mary Carey has become one of McKendrick's leading ladies. You can also see her in something like "All Babe Network", another McKendrick joint. Personally, Carey and her big, bouncy pillows don't really do much for me. You see in films of McKendrick's and Wynorski's women with huge fake bosoms that can barely stay contained within a shirt or bra. Waiting to bust out and say hi, big boobs are commonplace when the likes of Carey and someone similar (like say Rebecca Love) appear. Sophia Bella is another of McKendrick's stock group, but my arousal was at its peak when Krissy Lynn shows up (and she does have plenty of sex scenes with men and women in this movie). While Krissy does have fake tits, they aren't watermelon-sized, and, thankfully, she is still young enough where the dregs of the profession have not taken their toll on her body as of yet. Krissy's body has a healthy (not scrawny) form, and her performance in this film is so enthusiastic and alive, I was drawn to her specifically while Sophia herself puts forth a couple of active scenes (one very good effort with Ryan Driller). While I am not as huge a fan of Carey as I was of Lynn, she still can give cunnilingus to a girl with the best of them and her work with Lynn, although simulated, is almost as good as you might see in a hardcore lesbian scene. Still, all in all, I review these films primarily on the performers and how effective the work during their lustmaking is scene to scene because the plots and dialogue are mostly inconsequential and aimed for laughs (most of these movies have a lighthearted sense of the goofy and hokey; all intentional, without a hint of seriousness). Lynn alone really kept this from getting my customary 4/10. I found myself turned on in almost every scene she works in
considering these films get repetitive and reek of familiarity, that is a big deal.
Review of Great Bikini Bowling Bash
