Man, I can't believe how this movie had the budget of 3 million pax. Such garbage. SPOILER ALERT: Danny Trejo is a Besieged Farmland vampire. It makes no sense. The soundtrack of this movie would be decent if it wasn't ripped out of the orchestral backing from Tony Anderson's - The Power of Love. I do give credit where it is due however; Jason Mewes gives a resounding performance as Officer know nothing. On a larger and far more disastrous note, you hardly see the bad guys; as the majority of this films budget went toward Danny Trejo's blood transfusions.
General Concensus:
Make sure you watch this on a first date with somebody. It will guarantee your alpha status as "Lord of the Movies".
General Concensus:
Make sure you watch this on a first date with somebody. It will guarantee your alpha status as "Lord of the Movies".