4/10
What Do You Expect?
20 July 2013
Well this film is pretty much what you expect from a sexploitation film. "Directed by Joe D'Amato" doesn't leave much room for doubt.

The plot: (just is case "Directed by Joe D'Amato" didn't sum it up enough) Two amateur armed robbers steal $5,000 from NY's red light district, only to discover it was an intended protection payment to the mob. Now, with Mafia hit men after them they seek shelter in a sex shop. Oddly nothing sexual actually happens with them there.

Instead they take the cashier girl and a token black guy hostage and head out to the countryside to lay low.

In a country cabin they find three new hostages. Two young lovers and a shy blonde virgin. Predictably everyone ends up in bed with everyone else, consensually, heterosexually, and not all at the same time.

When the hit men do eventually crash their love fest the cashier actually calls the Mafia to complain about their amateur hit men.

The robbers flee for Canada but for some unexplained reason leave the $5,000 with their young hostages.

That's the movie! If you think I've left out any detail I haven't.

The only actual nudity or sex is 2/3 of the way in and it's not worth the wait. The movie's good for a couple of laughs but nothing more.
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