3/10
Those were Ninja!!
31 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
CIA agent Sean Davidson and his sidekick Carl are sent into the stronghold of sadistic British ex-soldier Mulgrew to rescue some Delta Force commandos who have been captured and tortured.

When Sean, Carl and doctor Sarah run into some problems, Peace Corps vet Joe Armstrong is lured out of retirement to stop Mulgrew's plan to explode a nuclear device in New York City.....

We all know what the American Ninja films entail, lots of men in black pyjamas running around a forest throwing sharp things at bad actors.

And this is no exception, but at the end of the day, it's the same old thing time after time, good guys with better hair, trying to stop a sadistic villain, who wants to blow up the world.

The villain in this one is so bad, in every literal sense, you just wish some twelve year old girl would just kick him in the jewels and tell him to go to bed. He swans around just shooting people and looking at chests, his acting is the most evil thing here.

Then we have some über sort of ninja who has an eye patch, who you know is going to have a final fight with Dudikoff, but nothing never really happens and its just a waste.

Add a montage with ninjas training and falling on spikes,mans two men getting into a helicopter you just know is going to blow up, you get a really average movie you may have liked when you were fourteen, but when your a little older, realise David Bradley wasn't such a good role model.
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