Review of Road Kill

Road Kill (2010)
1/10
Were it not for Uwe Boll....
21 October 2012
Warning: Spoilers
....this would stand as the worst film in the last 20 years.

Unspeakably awful, this film boasts laughable special effects, lousy acting, unparalleled incomprehensibility (the likes of which both Boll and Ed Wood would find appalling) plot holes and general, unadulterated malaise throughout. By the time this excremental excuse for a film reaches its merciful end, the viewer has been left in a mind-numbingly confused state wondering what the hell he/she just suffered though.

Just a few of the many questions a viewer will likely have, provided he hasn't offed himself before the credits stopped rolling:

How could the guy who had a compound arm fracture suddenly begin doing things with his fractured arm?

Why, in God's name, would you seek help from the maniacal trucker who just ran you off the road, nearly killing you?

What was with the three wolves?

Whose body was in that grinder and, if his body was still in tact, where were the organs coming from?

If the truck ran on blood, why did the machine extract organs?

Where did the two guys at the end come from and why would they want to steal a road train in the middle of nowhere?

How did the actors know how to drive a road train and, at that, without grinding gears?

What was in the second road train car?

What happened to the people in the caravan?

What did the shack that the girl found (and the contents inside) have to do with anything? Nothing more was mentioned.

What was the deal with the cans of blood? What did they do and what were they for?

Who was the lunatic with the gun? What was his deal other than being a guy with a gun who might have been the truck's original driver?

What made Marcus go crazy? What made Craig go crazy?

How did they manage to back an entire road train out of that back road area when, at first, it was decided that they couldn't do it? There were no shots of the girl backing it out, only of her driving it out.

Just a truly idiotic waste of time. It is an affront even to the BadFilm genre.
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