Review of Bait

Bait (III) (2012)
3/10
Whatever the sharks are taking to help their appetite, I want it.
25 September 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Well meaning kids with toned bods hang about in this coastal town doing whatever that is they do. The lead guy is banging the lead chick and then she ditches him for something, leaves town then gets back in town but now she's banging some Asian guy, just so.

Eventually, a few thieves, a cop, his daughter, the lead guy, the lead chick, her new boyfriend and a few of their friends end up in supposedly the only supermarket in town.

The tsunami breaks loose and fills up the supermarket. somehow, the first floor has the water level increasing, while the basement has a steady water level :-D

Never mind the water but it is inhabited by sea life and just so happens to have a congregation of sharks who invariably boycott frozen meat but otherwise have worked up a humongous appetite for the living flesh.

Our heroes try to save the day. They try switching off power to the severed cable hanging a little above the water to avoid electrocution, apparently the switch to that in under the water :-D

The Asian guy who decides to go switch it off with a pipe for breathing falls short of the switch by a few inches. Of all the options available to him he decides to choose the noblest one, die doing it :-D

They eventually bait one shark :-D shoot the second one :-D and tazer the third one :-D

When all is said and done, they'r out of the studio into the real world.
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