Review of Safe

Safe (I) (2012)
2/10
Loud, high on body count, low on subtlety, devoid of all reason. Don't do it!
22 September 2012
If you choose to watch Safe at least do so with full understanding. It's dreadful, it's loud, it's high on body count, low on subtlety and devoid of reason or intelligence.

It lacks cohesion, stars an 'actor' (Jason Statham) who has two facial expressions and one character in his repertoire, co-stars a girl who can't act but can shoot as well as Statham and is nothing short of dreadful.

Safe does not deserve an audience comprised of humans with brains but warrants only the attention of those who cannot be trusted with anything sharper than a wax crayon.

For those who think, take heed. For those who don't, enjoy the pretty pictures.

(NB: for those reading this on IMDb, see The Squiss website for pics)
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